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Old 02-26-2007, 06:45 PM
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How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, two of course, but you have to wonder how they got in there.

How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to hold the bulb and ninety-nine to turn the Rhino.

Anyone got any more?
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Old 02-26-2007, 08:32 PM
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This is an old classic that I'm sure everyone's heard, but I've tailored it for CS:

How many SCs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One - they just hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.
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Old 02-26-2007, 10:09 PM
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How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just define darkness as the new standard.
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:41 PM
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How many Freudian therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two - one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - ladder! I meant ladder!

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Old 02-27-2007, 11:03 PM
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Fera, that one's hilarious....I'm telling that one thursday at work...

Here's my addition....

How many Irishmen (im irish) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100. 1 to hold the lightbulb, the rest to drink till the room spins.

How man Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud Missile?(OT i know, but it's a variation cause they dont have lightbulbs....kind of..)

3. One to fuel it.
One to launch it, and
One to watch CNN to see where it lands.

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Old 02-27-2007, 11:47 PM
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How many Dragon ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: But it takes ten eposides and a movie.
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Old 02-28-2007, 05:34 AM
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

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Old 02-28-2007, 07:17 AM
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Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. A bathtub filled with brightly coloured fish
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Old 02-28-2007, 03:30 PM
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Television.
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:19 AM
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How many H4X0RZ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1337
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