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    Customer: I had an appointment today (Sunday) between 10-12 & nobody came.
    Me: OK, tomorrow is the appointment.
    Customer: But it was set for the 10th.
    Me: Tomorrow is the 10th.
    Customer: Somebody is messing with my brain. I have a hand-drawn calendar behind me. So the appointment is for Tuesday, the 10th.
    Me: MONDAY, the 10th.
    Customer: Whoa, you’re blowin’ my mind here.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

  • #2
    blowing his mind; not much of a challenge, really.

    hand drawn calendar...i don't want to know.
    look! it's ghengis khan!
    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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    • #3
      chained...I daresay, you are correct. Especially if he was using a "hand-drawn calendar." WTF?? LOL
      The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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      • #4
        for some reason, i have this image of a child proudly displaying his latest work of art:

        'look what i done!'
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          I'm wondering who drew the calendar by hand. Someone who obviously isn't good with accuracy.
          The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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          • #6
            Quoth chainedbarista
            blowing his mind; not much of a challenge, really.

            hand drawn calendar...i don't want to know.

            Actually, I do that. We have three dd's and are all very busy, so every five weeks I draw out a calander on a piece of poster board and put it on the wall. Everyone has a different color so that you call tell at a glance who has something each day. Hubby is known for making last minute plans to surprise us and that way he can check before he does something, too.

            I do double check that I have the dates correct, though.

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            • #7
              A hand-drawn calendar, fine--but they didn't say what year they copied it from!

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              • #8
                Hmm...

                Can you say it's "hand-drawn" if you had to hold the crayon in your teeth? 'Cause, ya know...I'm curious.
                Not all who wander are lost.

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