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  • #1

    A few strays

    Customer: This will sound stupid—
    Me: Um, all right.
    Customer: Are you my “VCR Commander”?

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    Customer: I want satellite.
    Me: We don’t have satellite, mam.
    Customer: I don’t care. I want it.

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    Customer: Can you give me a wake-up call tomorrow morning?
    Me: What?
    Customer: With my digital phone…will you call my phone tomorrow & give me a wake-up call?
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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  • #2
    Quoth Phone Jockey
    Customer: This will sound stupid—
    Me: Um, all right.
    Customer: Are you my “VCR Commander”?
    "Commander PJ, red alert! Red alert! The VCR is now blinking 12 repeatedly! What do you think it is?!"

    "It's a number between 11 and 13!"

    Stop driving me insane, I'm already within walking distance!

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    • #3
      *gives PJ a pry-bar to get that freak magnet out from under her chair*

      Gads, you are getting the cream of the looney-crop! Yowcha!
      Who is this rectal-cranial inverted twit....and where is my sledgehammer??

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      • #4
        Quoth Phone Jockey
        Customer: I want satellite.
        Me: We don’t have satellite, mam.
        Customer: I don’t care. I want it.
        PJ: I want a sensical phone call that won't make me weep into the receiver.
        Customer: My cable doesn't get that channel.
        PJ: I don't care. I want it.



        *Fixed your quote tags. ~Ree
        Last edited by Ree; 07-09-2006, 03:56 PM.
        I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

        Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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        • #5
          Quoth Phone Jockey
          Customer: Can you give me a wake-up call tomorrow morning?
          Me: What?
          Customer: With my digital phone…will you call my phone tomorrow & give me a wake-up call?
          OOOOH OOOH OOOH! I'll do it!
          "This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!"

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          • #6
            Quoth ShockQueen
            *gives PJ a pry-bar to get that freak magnet out from under her chair
            *slaps customers with the pry-bar instead!*

            Yeah, I get the escapees from the looney bin we call "the real world." It's sad... really sad.
            The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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            • #7
              Quoth Phone Jockey
              Customer: Can you give me a wake-up call tomorrow morning?
              Me: What?
              Customer: With my digital phone…will you call my phone tomorrow & give me a wake-up call?
              You work at a hotel/motel now? Has this person never heard of an alarm clock? Some phones also have an alarm feature.

              Yet another person that shouldn't be allowed anywhere unsupervised.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                Quoth BeckySunshine
                You work at a hotel/motel now? Has this person never heard of an alarm clock?
                Who knows? I guess he thought his phone should be linked to a local hotel/motel??
                The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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                • #9
                  Don't you wish that, whenever you get a call like that, you could zap the caller through the line with something that would make them sterile.

                  If we could have just one generation free of stupidity, what a world this would be.
                  Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                  HR believes the first person in the door
                  Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                  Document everything
                  CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Phone Jockey
                    *slaps customers with the pry-bar instead!*
                    Hehe A Clue-by-Four works *much* better
                    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                    • #11
                      what do we do with the 'clue resistant' ones, then? no application of anything reinforcing clues works with them (alas, they seem to be breeding rabbit style...) and euthanasia's illegal...
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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