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Old 02-25-2020, 12:03 PM
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Default Mr.Vague complains about something....

So a customer complained that staff were sorting through donations in the store, identifying things that were valuable and could be put on eBay and then buying them for a couple of quid. That's a serious complaint so let's get more of the details.

When did this take place-customer doesn't know.
Do we have a day or date-customer doesn't know.
What time of day was it-customer doesn't know.
Roughly how long ago was this-customer doesn't know.
Can we have a description of the staff-customer doesn't know.
Were they male or female-customer doesn't know.
Were they old,middle aged,young-customer doesn't know.
What colour hair did they have?How tall were they?-customer doesn't know.
Any distinguishing features at all-customer doesn't know.

So we have a serious complaint about somebody who can't be identified that took place at some time that can't be identified from a complainant who it seems would struggle to identify themselves...

I believe progress will be.. slow on this one.
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Old 02-25-2020, 04:28 PM
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Were the staff members even employed at this location - customer doesn't know
Was this an incident that the customer saw personally - customer doesn't know
Was this something the customer heard about happening someplace - customer doesn't know
Are you prone to making up stories to get someone fired - customer doesn't know

Right! We'll get right on it. We know EXACTLY how to handle this.
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Old 02-25-2020, 10:12 PM
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What was the valuable item being bought cheap and resold on eBay - customer doesn't know
Did the customer want that item for himself - customer doesn't know
Did the customer want to do the same thing - customer doesn't know
What was to point of the complaint - customer doesn't know
What does the customer want - customer doesn't know
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Old 03-01-2020, 03:16 AM
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These people better call Miss Scarlet, because they haven't got a clue.
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