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  • Satire, yes, but oh so true to life...

    It's been years since I was involved with food service and so usually only lurk. This, however, is too good not to share:

    https://www.religimarole.com/post/vi...y-brunch-place

  • #2
    Indeed a satire. The bottom of the page states: The Pray is a parody blog and is not recommended for people under the age 18.

    The $20 fake tip is all too true, however.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #3
      Can confirm. The rest of it is frighteningly close to reality, as well.
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #4
        That would not be out of place here
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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        • #5
          I've been around in grocery stores long enough to know that the shenanigans from this particular subgroup of humanity can be just as bad when they're piling into a grocery store after 12 on Sundays.


          I am SO glad that I have a set Mon-Fri schedule.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Of course those churches the fake $20 tippers go to would not be very happy to get those same fake $20 tips back in their offering plates.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              I've been around in grocery stores long ...enough to know that the shenanigans from this particular subgroup of humanity
              Always remember: They're not humans; they're just customers.
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                Wrong. They aren't customers. They are consumers.
                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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