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  • #31
    I get resumes that have terrible spelling and terrible references all the time. I just make sure to not call them :P
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    • #32
      I had to take a resume mini-course as part of a class waaaay back when -- the teacher, an HR person, regaled us with horror stories of people who submitted apps and *resumes* in crayon or pencil, or who walked in for the interview, propped their feet up on her desk, and began eating lunch...
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