I was completly dumbfounded...

[Plaidman]

So, one of the many magazines we sell is Ebony, (A pretty good read at times, It's one of the oldest African American magazines). A young black kid, (About tenish) was looking at it while his mom was getting stuff. He then asked me why is there a white man on the cover. In a serious tone.

The cover model is Michael Jackson.

Me: "It's Michael Jackson man"
Kid: "I thought he was a white man"
Kid's Mom: "<name> you know he's a black man. You listen to my CD all the time!"
Kid: (Still looking embrassed) I thought he was white....

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Only in America can a handsome black man turn himself into an ugly white woman.

M

[LizaMarie]

that's so funny, I thought he was a white woman when I was little

[UncleImpy]

There's a crack in there somewhere about that being what Michael wants the small children to believe, but I have no desire to have the baleful gaze of Raps turned on my meek little forum account.

[smileyeagle1021]

M

i don't know why, but that one letter, plus the OP made me think of Men in Black 2 (the part where they have Michael Jackson on the phone saying "think about it, I could be agent "M")

[Tito]

OMG.... that is too funny!

[mariamousie1]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
Answer: One's white, made of plastic and dangerous to small children, and the other is a shopping bag.

Sorry about that.

[smileyeagle1021]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
Answer: One's white, made of plastic and dangerous to small children, and the other is a shopping bag.

Sorry about that.

i apologize in advance, but I can't resist

Why did Michael Jackson go to the Blue Light Sale at K-Mart?

... because he heard that they had boys pants half off

*ducks*

[Tito]

Q: What do Michael Jackson & a TV have in common?
A: A two year old can turn them both on! *ducks*

[Saydrah]

Why is Michael Jackson like a Kentucky Derby jockey?

Well, he rides three year olds...


You know, I hear Michael Jackson got a bad rap. He really likes thirty eight year olds!

...It's just that he doesn't have room for them all to stay over at once.

[Ree]

Pedophilia is not funny.

I can't see this thread progressing to anything other than more of the same jokes.

Closing it.