Not a sucky customer, more a stupid one.

[Lace Neil Singer]

This happened today; this bald guy tried to walk out the door and the alarm went off. So my collegue sent him to the till next to mine to sort out the tags on these electric toothbrushes he had. The girl on the till said, "Have you paid for them?" He replied, "No..." Meaning he pretty much shot himself in the foot, admitting to having tried to shoplift. XD