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  • You are not working as an unholy abomination....

    So one of the girls at our Scrabble club got herself a part time job working in a shoe store-apparently called Dulcett. Fair enough-she could be excused for getting the name slightly wrong-just extremely unfortunate that she told us she was now working as a Dolcett girl... Eyebrows shot up for sure...

    *do not Google unless you like the sort of images that make your brain want to shrivel and leap screaming into a tub of bleach...*
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    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
    *do not Google
    Quoth Devil on shoulder.
    Don't listen to him. You should totally Google that.
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    • #3
      Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
      *do not Google*
      Oh my... Heh, I don't need to Google it, alas I already know what it is. Did anyone tell HER what she'd said? I bet she just about died of embarrassment...
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      • #4
        ...you know from personal experience? :P

        and I don't remember if we tried explaining-that might have been worse-so what does that mean-oh and you know this how?
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        • #5
          Ha, you say don't google, and I trust you so I didn't. But that also means I have no idea why I would need brain bleach, since I'm not familiar with the term.
          Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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          • #6
            I'd never heard of it either. Now I have, and I looked, and even though I only saw a page of search results I'm still scarred for life.
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            • #7
              This is why I don't do GIS on things like that. A simple google search comes up with text information. Bad enough, but I don't need to bleach out any images.
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              • #8
                Oh I didn't do an image search; I'm just cursed with a vivid imagination...
                This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
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                • #9
                  Quoth notalwaysright View Post
                  Ha, you say don't google, and I trust you so I didn't. But that also means I have no idea why I would need brain bleach, since I'm not familiar with the term.
                  Brain Bleach is used to erase memories of what can never be unseen. Some of us wish we owned stock in the company.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                    ... extremely unfortunate that she told us she was now working as a Dolcett girl...
                    You know, this is at least the second time you've mentioned these girls. I'd never heard of them before.

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                    The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                      Brain Bleach is used to erase memories of what can never be unseen. Some of us wish we owned stock in the company.
                      Oh, sorry I know what brain bleach is. I meant, the post basically says "this girl misspoke and used a term which has a very bad meaning, if you don't know what it is, don't look it up." But if you don't know what the term means, the post has no impact. I mean, what if someone misspoke and said orgasm instead of organism, but English was your second language and you didn't know why everyone was laughing. You'd just

                      Well I went ahead and googled it, and yeah that's bad.
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                      • #12
                        Along the same lines, never try to “test” Rule 34. The more implausible a scenario you come up with, the more brain bleach you'll need.

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                        • #13
                          Like that old joke about the internet, and doing a search for people having sex with goats on fire: "Please specify type of goat"

                          And if, somehow, you manage to find something that Rule 34 hasn't gotten hold of yet, just wait a moment... someone's gotten aroused over this sentence already, damnit.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Buzzard View Post
                            And if, somehow, you manage to find something that Rule 34 hasn't gotten hold of yet, just wait a moment... someone's gotten aroused over this sentence already, damnit.
                            Actually, that invokes the Quantum Corollary: If no such porn exists, it will be retroactively created by your search.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                              *snip* -just extremely unfortunate that she told us she was now working as a Dolcett girl... Eyebrows shot up for sure...

                              *do not Google unless you like the sort of images that make your brain want to shrivel and leap screaming into a tub of bleach...*
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