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  • #1

    Dorking out at work...

    While talking to a "customer" on the phone, this exchange happened:

    Caller: *asks about something we no longer offer*
    Me: Well, do you want the long answer or the short answer?
    Caller: ...long answer?
    Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo.
    (beat)
    Me: Okay, that was a stupid joke, I'm sorry.
    Caller: *giggle*
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?
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  • #2
    I lol'd @ that too - so did the bf
    I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

    Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.

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    • #3
      XD at least they were amused. We all know that some... never are.
      "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
      "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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      • #4
        I would giggle, too, but not be quite sure I heard you right.
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          That's funny. I could never get away with stuff like that on my calls
          "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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