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Quoth crazylegs View PostPlease, arise for I am not worthy of your admiration sir!
(yes, I am a geek, and no, I don't actually expect anyone else to understand that reference)If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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SC: Can I have a lotto ticket please? and can you give me the winning ticket?
Me: Nope, I've already bought that one.
Sc: Now, are you sure these are winning numbers?
Me: I PROMISE those are winning numbers. However, I can't guarantee what week they will win.
SC: How much is the jackpot?
me: £8 milion
SC: Can I have one of the really really lucky winning tickets?
me: Oooooooo, the really really lucky ones? They cost extra.
SC: How much?
me: £8.5 millionGood customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.
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Got to use this one on a student once. Over eight weeks of a once-a-week class, she'd missed five weeks and came in at least an hour late the other three.
Her: I been real sick.
Me: I've really had an email address so you could tell me.Enjoy my latest stupid quest for immortality. http://1001plus.blogspot.com/
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostOh yes, if you pay me you can actually stay The Whole Night!
And get mad and say "NO FAiR! I'm gonna tell my Mommy on you" when you tell them check out is at noon.
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