Wherein Uncle Khiras gets his ass kicked

[bhskittykatt]

Ouch. Hope the soreness goes away quickly. Also hope that catch that jackass.

[XCashier]

...my description of him got a little foggy beyond "white, about my height, suffers from a catastrophically small penis and has to sucker punch to win." (which, btw, were my exact words in description to the cop)

I'd guess the cop got a grin out of that! Glad they're involved, and I hope they catch the guy quickly. I don't care what his problem is, he had no right at all to take it out on you, and you certainly didn't deserve any of it.

Take care of yourself, get everything medically necessary done (thank God for workman's comp!) and may you have a speedy and thorough healing. And may that asshole receive a very long and unpleasant stay at the Greybar Hotel.

[BroSCFischer]

Glad you're OK, Khiras.

Though I can't really see how cold-cocking a guy is asserting your manhood. I mean, if he asked Khiras if he wanted to go outside, or something along those lines, then yes. However, sucker-punch usually equals coward.

I can only imagine the carnage that could've happened had he walked in and then realized what kind of bar it was.

Anyone else thinking of the Blue Oyster Bar?

SC

PS: Brownie points for reference.

[Racket_Man]

Glad you're OK, Khiras.

Though I can't really see how cold-cocking a guy is asserting your manhood. I mean, if he asked Khiras if he wanted to go outside, or something along those lines, then yes. However, sucker-punch usually equals coward.



Anyone else thinking of the Blue Oyster Bar?

SC

PS: Brownie points for reference.

I believe that was in the first Police Academey movie. Vaguely remember the two "very straight" buzz cut "spy" cadets being told the mid-term party was being held there. NOT fun when they "discovered" it was a leather (???) gay bar.

[Canarr]

There's a word for that, in German-- "Backpfeifengesicht." It means "a face badly in need of a fist."

*nitpicking on*

Actually, a "Backpfeife" is more of an open-handed slap in the face; fists shouldn't be involved. It may be done with an open palm or the back of the hand, possibly alternating.

[pzychobitch]

Edit: Oh, and derp, how could I forget to type this part? Remember how the story started?

I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!

Clerks 1 reference?

[KhirasHY]

Clerks 1 reference?

Naturally

[BroSCFischer]

I believe that was in the first Police Academey movie.

Yep. That's the one.

SC

[fireheart]

Which is good, because my description of him got a little foggy beyond "white, about my height, suffers from a catastrophically small penis and has to sucker punch to win." (which, btw, were my exact words in description to the cop) Video is nice to have sometimes.

I wish I was the cop taking that statement.

I also have this mental image of the cops having to do a lineup.

"C'mon lads. Chins up, trousers down."

[lordlundar]

I believe that was in the first Police Academey movie. Vaguely remember the two "very straight" buzz cut "spy" cadets being told the mid-term party was being held there. NOT fun when they "discovered" it was a leather (???) gay bar.

First, second, third, and I think the sixth. It was a running gag of the series.

[Jay 2K Winger]

*nitpicking on*

Actually, a "Backpfeife" is more of an open-handed slap in the face; fists shouldn't be involved. It may be done with an open palm or the back of the hand, possibly alternating.

Are you suggesting that Cracked.com lied to me?

I'm standing by their definition.

[Sapphire Silk]

Anyone else thinking of the Blue Oyster Bar?

SC

PS: Brownie points for reference.

Actually, I had already mentioned it . . . .

So, all brownies to me!!!!!!!

I'm hungry, can you tell?