(Tune of Last Christmas)
Last season, I gave you a start,
And that very same day, you posted away
This year, we'll try it again
And hope that it's just as special
I did this last year, and thought it would be fun to try again. Same rules apply:
#1). At least 2 verses and the chorus (if it is a short one, do the whole song).
#2). You can't re-post one you did last year.
You can parody a song that has already been done, just put a new spin on it.
If Christmas Doesn't Kill Me
(Tune of Christmas in Killarney)
The money green, the envy green
The ugliest picture you've ever seen
If Christmas doesn't Kill me
I'll be at the crazy home
It's a race, to win, to grab and grin
While rummaging through the bargain bin
"I saw it first, you know, of course
And will fight you to take it home"
The floor is always crowded
The lines to the back wall
With Christmas greed, to want is need
It's mine, so damn them all
They start to flail, begin to wail
I've run out of everything that's on sale
I'm feeling mounting pressure
The likes I've never known
If Christmas doesn't Kill me
I'll be at the crazy home
SC
Last season, I gave you a start,
And that very same day, you posted away
This year, we'll try it again
And hope that it's just as special
I did this last year, and thought it would be fun to try again. Same rules apply:
#1). At least 2 verses and the chorus (if it is a short one, do the whole song).
#2). You can't re-post one you did last year.
You can parody a song that has already been done, just put a new spin on it.
If Christmas Doesn't Kill Me
(Tune of Christmas in Killarney)
The money green, the envy green
The ugliest picture you've ever seen
If Christmas doesn't Kill me
I'll be at the crazy home
It's a race, to win, to grab and grin
While rummaging through the bargain bin
"I saw it first, you know, of course
And will fight you to take it home"
The floor is always crowded
The lines to the back wall
With Christmas greed, to want is need
It's mine, so damn them all
They start to flail, begin to wail
I've run out of everything that's on sale
I'm feeling mounting pressure
The likes I've never known
If Christmas doesn't Kill me
I'll be at the crazy home
SC
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