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  • A peach by any other name... Is still a damn peach.

    Okay, it's off season and our peaches are imported anyway. So their very expensive this time of year. Our necterines on the other hand are almost always dirt cheap. All our produce comes with a sticker with the plu on it. So the SC comes up with a bag of PEACHES. Big bag. He insists that despite the sticker, despite the fuzziness, despite the produce guy telling him... That they were really necterines. We had to point out the sign on the stand and he still insisted it was necterines. Normally I wouldn't care but we are talking almost 15$ difference in price. I passed SC off to a manager because even the supervisor got sick of his stupidity. sorry Mr. SC but'the customer is always right' doesn't work that way.
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    That's a real sonny peach there.
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    • #3
      Fortunately, peach season will be here soon! The peach blossoms are already starting to show.
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      • #4
        Personally, I like nectarines a little more anyway. They taste pretty much the same as peaches, and I prefer the smooth skin.
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        • #5
          "Peach...I could eat a peach for hours." [cookies for reference]

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          • #6
            Peaches come in a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.
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            • #7
              Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
              "Peach...I could eat a peach for hours." [cookies for reference]
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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Peaches come in a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.
                If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day...
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                One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                • #9
                  Back in my day, a Peach was called a Toadstool.
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                  • #10
                    Never underestimate the power of the average customer to ignore reality in order to forward their own ends

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Aragarthiel View Post
                      Fortunately, peach season will be here soon! The peach blossoms are already starting to show.
                      That early?! I don't get decent peaches on my trees 'til August.
                      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                        Back in my day, a Peach was called a Toadstool.
                        I've recently been replaying Super Mario RPG...

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