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  • #16
    That song was quite a bit before my time and I still know it They actually play it on the XM 60's station often.
    The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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    • #17
      Sometimes at work we sing the song.

      In rounds.

      Scares the customers away.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #18
        Quoth gunsage View Post
        SC: "You know...TEA."
        Me: "Well, since you're so insistent...it's between the S and the U."
        SC: "H-huh?"
        Me: "Oh fine, if I must, I can sing the whole thing..."

        I'm. In. Tears. hahhahaha

        Quoth HowMayIHelpMe? View Post

        Me: Hi there, how are you today?

        Customer: Dehumidifier.

        Me: The Wizard of Oz.

        Customer: What?
        Snicker
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #19
          A small update -

          I talked to the sup who 'took care' of this lady the other night, and she said that when she took her to the dairy case, she found out that she didn't want the pre-made tea in gallon jugs, but Arizona tea Loony started cursing and screaming at the sup and wouldn't stop it, so Sup just walked away and left her.
          The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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          • #20
            One time I saw a cusotemr who loked lost

            Me: Can I help yo find anything?
            SC: Soda
            Me: What kind, 2L, small bottles or our soda machine
            SC: S-O-D-A
            Me: Yes, what kind of soda do you want, the L bottles, the small refrigerated bottles or the soda machine?
            SC: since you don;t know what you are talking about, I will fidn someone else.

            The next person he found was the GM.

            The GM asked the same question I did, the SC called the Gm uselsss and said he would cal the 1-800 number ad get us all fired. He never called the 1-800 number bit 20 mins later called the store and asked for the manager. He explained the situation to the GM, exaggerated by about %200, and demanded compensation. The Gm informed him that it was handled correctly, since he was the one the SC talked to. The SC hung up.

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            • #21
              Thanks!

              off topic:

              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              click here if you want the rest
              Thank You! My store played it during Halloween and everyone wanted to get it! Now I can ransome it to the highest bidder.

              I might need to find that for my iPod...
              If you want it for your iPod there was a "download" button for iTunes at the top of the page.
              Last edited by Lady Heather; 11-16-2007, 08:34 AM.
              Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
              The following is subject to change:
              If Your Going Through Hell,
              Keep Going...

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              • #22
                Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                /off topic

                SOMEONE acutally remembers that song from the early 1970's refered to in the OP title??????????

                Gods I loved that song.

                /back to the regular rant
                And on side 2 of the 45 was a version of the song BACKWARDS.... my mom used to scare the SH*T out of me with it when I was, what, 3-4 years old!!!
                Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss

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