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Trying to re-inflate her head
SC: Is the air hose working?
Me: I believe so.
SC: NO IT'S NOT FIX IT NOW!
Me: (thinks) Psycho much? (speaks) I'll come and have a look at it.
What do you know, it works fine for me. But then I've done the air hose training course, which is also known as reading the instructions written on the handle and the big sign near the hose.
Not his day
I guess this guy had good reason to be sucky. Except that he never actually spoke, just yelled every time he opened his mouth.
First he complained that the petrol pump was too slow.
Then he had to use the public toilet and found that somebody mistook the wash basin for the toilet bowl. (less said about that the better)
Then we were out of his favourite pie and his brand of cigarettes.
Then he nearly choked on a Coke because he tried to shout while drinking it.
To top it all off he dropped $3 down the drain of one of the coin-operated car wash bays.
Kid on a leash
SC brings a kid into the store on a leash, like a pet dog. Leash still doesn't stop the mother from ignoring the kid while he throws chocolate bars around.
I saw that!
...and heard it too, along with your plan to pretend it didn't happen. SC dropped an icee on the floor, then said to her companion "I don't think anyone saw that so let's go." The manager saw/heard it too and made the SC clean it up.
SC: Is the air hose working?
Me: I believe so.
SC: NO IT'S NOT FIX IT NOW!
Me: (thinks) Psycho much? (speaks) I'll come and have a look at it.
What do you know, it works fine for me. But then I've done the air hose training course, which is also known as reading the instructions written on the handle and the big sign near the hose.
Not his day
I guess this guy had good reason to be sucky. Except that he never actually spoke, just yelled every time he opened his mouth.
First he complained that the petrol pump was too slow.
Then he had to use the public toilet and found that somebody mistook the wash basin for the toilet bowl. (less said about that the better)
Then we were out of his favourite pie and his brand of cigarettes.
Then he nearly choked on a Coke because he tried to shout while drinking it.
To top it all off he dropped $3 down the drain of one of the coin-operated car wash bays.
Kid on a leash
SC brings a kid into the store on a leash, like a pet dog. Leash still doesn't stop the mother from ignoring the kid while he throws chocolate bars around.
I saw that!
...and heard it too, along with your plan to pretend it didn't happen. SC dropped an icee on the floor, then said to her companion "I don't think anyone saw that so let's go." The manager saw/heard it too and made the SC clean it up.
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