This is one that gets really annoying after a while, somewhat akin to "If it doesn't scan, it's free, hyuck hyuck!"
My boss requires me to ask each patient picking up medications if they have any questions for the pharmacist. Most people just say no, or take me up on it and I call one of the Rphs over for a consultation. Others are complete morons and start asking ME medical questions when I am clearly just a register jockey. But the one that gets me the most . . .
"Yeah, is he gonna pay for this today?" or "No, but I got one for you. You gonna pay for this today?"
FUCK. YOU. This is not funny. This is not cute, or clever, or witty or in any way, shape, or form entertaining. It's YOUR crap, you don't even wanna cough up the dough for it. I don't know you. We aren't friends. We aren't family. Why would I want to? What would it benefit the pharmacist if he paid out of his own pocket to buy people scrips that HE filled?
WHY do people insist on asking this? Or for the six winning lotto numbers. It's a small thing, but after hearing it half a dozen times a day, and usually from the same people who then laugh at themselves for it, I get stabby. Sometimes I'll tell them "Sure, if you take care of my truck payment this month. It's $400. Sound like a fair trade off?" Oddly enough, this usually shuts them up pretty good.
My boss requires me to ask each patient picking up medications if they have any questions for the pharmacist. Most people just say no, or take me up on it and I call one of the Rphs over for a consultation. Others are complete morons and start asking ME medical questions when I am clearly just a register jockey. But the one that gets me the most . . .
"Yeah, is he gonna pay for this today?" or "No, but I got one for you. You gonna pay for this today?"
FUCK. YOU. This is not funny. This is not cute, or clever, or witty or in any way, shape, or form entertaining. It's YOUR crap, you don't even wanna cough up the dough for it. I don't know you. We aren't friends. We aren't family. Why would I want to? What would it benefit the pharmacist if he paid out of his own pocket to buy people scrips that HE filled?
WHY do people insist on asking this? Or for the six winning lotto numbers. It's a small thing, but after hearing it half a dozen times a day, and usually from the same people who then laugh at themselves for it, I get stabby. Sometimes I'll tell them "Sure, if you take care of my truck payment this month. It's $400. Sound like a fair trade off?" Oddly enough, this usually shuts them up pretty good.
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