So i went to Vegas for a whole 24 hours, i had fun but of course i have a few sightings but not much.
The Go the Long Way Clerk
So we where staying at circus circus, which like many many many resorts on the strip has multiple towers and amenities on-site. We where staying the not so 5 star but much easier to access and very quiet Manor buildings, which is basically their Motel ones but seriously they were pretty nice.
When we where checking in I looked at the map and saw there was a moving walkway leading from the pavilion on the second floor to the parking lot to the Manor buildings.
I ask the lady about it and the best way to go get to our rooms.
She then tells me its best to not have my brother drive the car over there and us take the other stuff through the pavilion but to walk outside and go over there now from the outside to the Manor buildings and have my brother go back for the car.
Yeah..... She LIED! it took a lot of traffic dodging and lugging in 113 heat and a long walk for my brother.
I tried the pavilion route later...
It took 7 minutes. And i saw other people using it as a route to take their suitcases to their room.
Learn your resort a little better lady.
Thats right, Lets Perpetuate stereo types
The rest of the first night was pretty good, so no stories until the next morning at breakfast.
We went to the Circus Circus buffet.
As we are being lead to our seats this happened.
I am much lower than my mother and siblings, i attribute it to me being shorter with short legs and a weird hip, so i walk about 5 feet behind them almost all the time.
As we go past a server lady cleaning up some tables a man shoves me aside into a pillar. I move to yell at him when he sits at his table glares at me and turns and speaks in french to the woman he is sitting with.
Rude french men.... Nice way to fight a stereotype there buddy.
Mother of the Year isnt for you but you are in the top 10
The M&M store.
I had to go.
I love chocolate.
I love M&Ms.
I love the Green M&M the most.
So we go.
Now i know to expected kids in the M&M store but mothers watch your children.
Especially the pick-up-able and steal-able one like this little 4/5 year old of the story.
So im heading to the make your own special bag of M&Ms area to grab some pink and silver M&Ms and dark chocolate Peanut M&Ms.
I am walk gingerly by this time because i haven't really relaxed in 24 hours, slept weird because of a tornado nightmare, and only slept like 5 hours at that.
I walk by not aying attention mom and her tween daughter, when her 4/5 year old comes around the counter stomps on my left foot and runs to his mom.
Did i mention that my feet already hurt.
I yelled loudly. My foot really hurt now, its still kind of swollen
I looked at the mom expecting at least an apology. She gives me the big stink eye of death, tells the little boy to stay closer and walks away.
I yell back ' No really im fine whats a little blood in ones shoe'
On the positive side i love dark chocolate M&Ms with peanuts.
A good siting.
We were hanging out in the MGM cause its close to the M&M store, we play a few slots and stuff and my brother plays blackjack cause he finally found a table with other people at so didn't feel like the Uni-bomber.
The lady dealer of course card him which he loved because he is usually thought to be older cause he is big and scraggly looking and appears to be almost 30 sometimes.
i played some slots lost my money (I went with 9 bucks cash planning on playing penny slots until i lost it all, then since my mom and brother wanted me not be bored the plyed me with an additional 12 dollars so woohoo. Atone point when i was on my own money i was up to 25 dollars woohoo) so i went over to talk to him and see hows hes doing. Since i basically look my age finally in my life the dealer cards me too( i use to look 5 years older no matte what, 10 i looked 16 14 i looked 19 18 i looked 23, now im 23 and look 23) so i happily hand it over and talk to my brother about how hes doing.
the dealer handed me my card back i thanked her and said even when i turned 21 no one carded me. She and the other lady at the table laughed and they asked if i was older or younger than him (the dealer i believe to be nice but i enjoyed it) and i said
'oh hes 21 and im 23 so she should be carding us we are young'
the dealer laughed and said its weird how good my brother is doing considering how young he is (he was up about 100 dollars at the time) and thanked her and said i don't like to gamble with a lot of money myself so im happy with penny slots.
the dealer was always nice to us, joined in on the Slicey is bad luck jokes, and was one of the nicest people i meet in vegas.
The Go the Long Way Clerk
So we where staying at circus circus, which like many many many resorts on the strip has multiple towers and amenities on-site. We where staying the not so 5 star but much easier to access and very quiet Manor buildings, which is basically their Motel ones but seriously they were pretty nice.
When we where checking in I looked at the map and saw there was a moving walkway leading from the pavilion on the second floor to the parking lot to the Manor buildings.
I ask the lady about it and the best way to go get to our rooms.
She then tells me its best to not have my brother drive the car over there and us take the other stuff through the pavilion but to walk outside and go over there now from the outside to the Manor buildings and have my brother go back for the car.
Yeah..... She LIED! it took a lot of traffic dodging and lugging in 113 heat and a long walk for my brother.
I tried the pavilion route later...
It took 7 minutes. And i saw other people using it as a route to take their suitcases to their room.
Learn your resort a little better lady.
Thats right, Lets Perpetuate stereo types
The rest of the first night was pretty good, so no stories until the next morning at breakfast.
We went to the Circus Circus buffet.
As we are being lead to our seats this happened.
I am much lower than my mother and siblings, i attribute it to me being shorter with short legs and a weird hip, so i walk about 5 feet behind them almost all the time.
As we go past a server lady cleaning up some tables a man shoves me aside into a pillar. I move to yell at him when he sits at his table glares at me and turns and speaks in french to the woman he is sitting with.
Rude french men.... Nice way to fight a stereotype there buddy.
Mother of the Year isnt for you but you are in the top 10
The M&M store.
I had to go.
I love chocolate.
I love M&Ms.
I love the Green M&M the most.
So we go.
Now i know to expected kids in the M&M store but mothers watch your children.
Especially the pick-up-able and steal-able one like this little 4/5 year old of the story.
So im heading to the make your own special bag of M&Ms area to grab some pink and silver M&Ms and dark chocolate Peanut M&Ms.
I am walk gingerly by this time because i haven't really relaxed in 24 hours, slept weird because of a tornado nightmare, and only slept like 5 hours at that.
I walk by not aying attention mom and her tween daughter, when her 4/5 year old comes around the counter stomps on my left foot and runs to his mom.
Did i mention that my feet already hurt.
I yelled loudly. My foot really hurt now, its still kind of swollen
I looked at the mom expecting at least an apology. She gives me the big stink eye of death, tells the little boy to stay closer and walks away.
I yell back ' No really im fine whats a little blood in ones shoe'
On the positive side i love dark chocolate M&Ms with peanuts.
A good siting.
We were hanging out in the MGM cause its close to the M&M store, we play a few slots and stuff and my brother plays blackjack cause he finally found a table with other people at so didn't feel like the Uni-bomber.
The lady dealer of course card him which he loved because he is usually thought to be older cause he is big and scraggly looking and appears to be almost 30 sometimes.
i played some slots lost my money (I went with 9 bucks cash planning on playing penny slots until i lost it all, then since my mom and brother wanted me not be bored the plyed me with an additional 12 dollars so woohoo. Atone point when i was on my own money i was up to 25 dollars woohoo) so i went over to talk to him and see hows hes doing. Since i basically look my age finally in my life the dealer cards me too( i use to look 5 years older no matte what, 10 i looked 16 14 i looked 19 18 i looked 23, now im 23 and look 23) so i happily hand it over and talk to my brother about how hes doing.
the dealer handed me my card back i thanked her and said even when i turned 21 no one carded me. She and the other lady at the table laughed and they asked if i was older or younger than him (the dealer i believe to be nice but i enjoyed it) and i said
'oh hes 21 and im 23 so she should be carding us we are young'
the dealer laughed and said its weird how good my brother is doing considering how young he is (he was up about 100 dollars at the time) and thanked her and said i don't like to gamble with a lot of money myself so im happy with penny slots.
the dealer was always nice to us, joined in on the Slicey is bad luck jokes, and was one of the nicest people i meet in vegas.
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