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The first one isn't sucky, just...ewww!
I'm standing at a register filling the coin tower so I can get it counted up and locked up in the safe for the night when a couple of pre-teen boys walk in. And when I say pre-teen I mean 12-13. And well...
Boy1: ...yeah you have a small dick.
Boy2: yeah it's pretty small...
He turns to other guys in the group to describe his tinyness in greater detail thankfully walking away from me so I can't hear them anymore. let me just for a moment.
Major TMI moment!
15 or less
Lady walks up to an express lane that has it's light off so cashier can go on break. Being FES I tell her that one is closed plus she has more than 15 items (like way more) and needs to go to a regular lane anyway. She looks at me all confused, esspecially when I then tell another guy with only one item the there was another express lane open. She thinks I'm talking to her and I tell her no not you you have too many items for express. She finally goes to a regular lane and other guy finally goes to the other express lane. PLus cashier is successfully saved and goes on break. All is well right. Nope.
OL: Old Lady
Me:
OL: (waves me over to her because she needs help unloading her basket) You just have me going everywhere. This register that register.
Me:
OL: Are you knew?
Me: No ma'am
OL: Well I've never seen you before (feelings mutual) and I shop here all the time.
Me: Well I've been here a whole year.
OL: Well that's not very long.
Me:
She then continues ranting about being all confused because I kept taking her from one lane to another or whatever. Um a year is a very long time in this buisness. I'm lucky to have a bagger stay longer than a month. Plus she made the question sound like I didn't know what I was doing so therefore I must be new. Um no, I've been in retail for 4 years now (God has it been that long) I know what I'm doing. Maybe if you looked for the lights on those poles or read the 15 items of less signs you wouldn't have any problems. sigh
W(h)ine lady
SCO person calls me over. Lady is having a problem with the price of her wine.
Me: What seem to be the problem?
SC: This wine is ringing up 17.99 and it's suppose to be 6.79! It's over there in that back corner
Me: Alright I'll just go double check that. Where is it you said you got this (she pointed in a direction other than the wine aisle so I assumed it was a display and wanted to know where it was so I wouldn't take so long.)
SC: Where it always is. You work here don't you know where everything is.
Me: Where? here? (points to the wine aisle since that's "where it always is")
SC: Sigh. I'll show you. It's always been their I shop here all the time.
I follow while listening to the mumbling about how employees don't know the layout of their own stor or some other such nonsense.
Well ma'am I'm sorry that we employees don't take our time off work to walk around the store and study where every item and display is. I'm also sorry that when you said "where it always is." I assumed you meant the actual wine aisle not some display way over in meat market which I rarely go to. Also you "shop here all the time!!!" Really? I've never seen you before. My friend in Drug/GM dept. who's worked here for over 2 years said he's never seen you either. So I'm guessing you only gome every month or so lessening the chances of us meeting each other, and knowing SC language "I shop here all the time" really means "I come every month or so" so no you don't come in all the time, because I'm here 6 days a week and I never see you. Sorry you lose, play again.
???
You have come to the grocery store and found no parking spaces near the door. So what do you do?
a) suck it up and park further away.
B) continue driving around looking for a closer space.
c) Park into the Cart Corral blocking baskets from coming in or out of it.
You have chosen C! So sorry we were looking for either a or b. But we never let a shopper leave empty handed. Tell 'em what he's one Bob!
Bob: One massive dent from a cart inside the corral that got a little push from mother nature. This brought to you by Karma! Thanks for playing!
And all this from a 5 1/2 FES shift. Can't wait for Wednesday when I get to do an 8 hour out in Fuel center. Boy that's gonna be fun!
The first one isn't sucky, just...ewww!
I'm standing at a register filling the coin tower so I can get it counted up and locked up in the safe for the night when a couple of pre-teen boys walk in. And when I say pre-teen I mean 12-13. And well...
Boy1: ...yeah you have a small dick.
Boy2: yeah it's pretty small...
He turns to other guys in the group to describe his tinyness in greater detail thankfully walking away from me so I can't hear them anymore. let me just for a moment.
Major TMI moment!
15 or less
Lady walks up to an express lane that has it's light off so cashier can go on break. Being FES I tell her that one is closed plus she has more than 15 items (like way more) and needs to go to a regular lane anyway. She looks at me all confused, esspecially when I then tell another guy with only one item the there was another express lane open. She thinks I'm talking to her and I tell her no not you you have too many items for express. She finally goes to a regular lane and other guy finally goes to the other express lane. PLus cashier is successfully saved and goes on break. All is well right. Nope.
OL: Old Lady
Me:
OL: (waves me over to her because she needs help unloading her basket) You just have me going everywhere. This register that register.
Me:
OL: Are you knew?
Me: No ma'am
OL: Well I've never seen you before (feelings mutual) and I shop here all the time.
Me: Well I've been here a whole year.
OL: Well that's not very long.
Me:
She then continues ranting about being all confused because I kept taking her from one lane to another or whatever. Um a year is a very long time in this buisness. I'm lucky to have a bagger stay longer than a month. Plus she made the question sound like I didn't know what I was doing so therefore I must be new. Um no, I've been in retail for 4 years now (God has it been that long) I know what I'm doing. Maybe if you looked for the lights on those poles or read the 15 items of less signs you wouldn't have any problems. sigh
W(h)ine lady
SCO person calls me over. Lady is having a problem with the price of her wine.
Me: What seem to be the problem?
SC: This wine is ringing up 17.99 and it's suppose to be 6.79! It's over there in that back corner
Me: Alright I'll just go double check that. Where is it you said you got this (she pointed in a direction other than the wine aisle so I assumed it was a display and wanted to know where it was so I wouldn't take so long.)
SC: Where it always is. You work here don't you know where everything is.
Me: Where? here? (points to the wine aisle since that's "where it always is")
SC: Sigh. I'll show you. It's always been their I shop here all the time.
I follow while listening to the mumbling about how employees don't know the layout of their own stor or some other such nonsense.
Well ma'am I'm sorry that we employees don't take our time off work to walk around the store and study where every item and display is. I'm also sorry that when you said "where it always is." I assumed you meant the actual wine aisle not some display way over in meat market which I rarely go to. Also you "shop here all the time!!!" Really? I've never seen you before. My friend in Drug/GM dept. who's worked here for over 2 years said he's never seen you either. So I'm guessing you only gome every month or so lessening the chances of us meeting each other, and knowing SC language "I shop here all the time" really means "I come every month or so" so no you don't come in all the time, because I'm here 6 days a week and I never see you. Sorry you lose, play again.
???
You have come to the grocery store and found no parking spaces near the door. So what do you do?
a) suck it up and park further away.
B) continue driving around looking for a closer space.
c) Park into the Cart Corral blocking baskets from coming in or out of it.
You have chosen C! So sorry we were looking for either a or b. But we never let a shopper leave empty handed. Tell 'em what he's one Bob!
Bob: One massive dent from a cart inside the corral that got a little push from mother nature. This brought to you by Karma! Thanks for playing!
And all this from a 5 1/2 FES shift. Can't wait for Wednesday when I get to do an 8 hour out in Fuel center. Boy that's gonna be fun!
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