Cart Corrals are not parking spaces!

[smileyeagle1021]

I'm still and about those two tweens talking about how small their....packages are. I thought guys kept that to themselves.

well, if they are small it is typically kept to themselves... but if it's large... oh dear god it's a miracle they can only talk about it and not take it out of their pants (there was a guy in middle school who kept bragging about how big his was... and the entire time pretty much everyone was thinking, oh please, shut up)

[Chromatix]

Boys at that particular age *are* somewhat different from "normal" teenagers or men. And boys' dicks *are* pretty small until they are about 13 - when they fairly quickly grow to "normal" size, along with the rest of the boy.

(These two factoids are probably connected. Somehow.)

So it sounds at least half-way normal to me - except that they were talking about it in public, within earshot of strangers. The fact that they were talking to each other about it doesn't bother me at all.

[TWOLF]

I don't get the whole deal about parking in cart corals. In one store I worked at they had the bar in the middle. One of them had the middle bar busted off and was stolen, why who knows. Well one day I'm getting carts in and the guys parks right in the busted one. Looks arround and walks in the store.

[smileyeagle1021]

Hey, apparently guy 2 in the OP also posts on web boards

as seen on failblog


sorry, I saw that and immediately thought of this thread

[nomorecarts]

There was a guy who used to park his motorcycle in the cart corrals whan i worked at WM, This same guy parked is cycle on the sidewalk, obstructing pedestrians' path. As for the "you don't know what you're doing" " ladies" , I challenge them to work in retail for a month. B-tches.

there was guy who parked his go cart in the way of where we needed to put the carts when i was a cart pusher. a cart pusher pushed the go cart out of the way and put a sign on it that said "no parking here" then they guy came and moved it back. I "accidentally" hit it pretty hard then the other cart pusher moved it again, and if the guy put it back I was going to flip it over.

then there's the bicycles in the cart corrals, I usually just pushed harder(but not hard enough for noticeable damage) when they were in the way

[SpyOne]

???
You have come to the grocery store and found no parking spaces near the door. So what do you do?

a) suck it up and park further away.
B) continue driving around looking for a closer space.
c) Park into the Cart Corral blocking baskets from coming in or out of it.

You have chosen C! So sorry we were looking for either a or b. But we never let a shopper leave empty handed. Tell 'em what he's one Bob!

Bob: One massive dent from a cart inside the corral that got a little push from mother nature. This brought to you by Karma! Thanks for playing!

I try to balance my vindictiveness, but this seems to cry our for more than that little dose of karma:
Bob: PLUS, since your car was actually blocking the Cart Corral, "blocking baskets from coming in or out of it", your car has been towed. Jim-Bob's towing was kind enough to remove your car from our property, and will return it to you for the nominal fee of $50, assuming you get over to their impound yard to pick it up today. Each day you delay adds another $40 to the fee, and if you haven't picked it up in 2 weeks, Jim-Bob will sell it at auction.
Thanks for playing, and have a nice day.

[friendofjimmyk]

(c) Park into the Cart Corral blocking baskets from coming in or out of it.

You can actually fit a vehicle into one of those? Really?

[protege]

You can actually fit a vehicle into one of those? Really?

Some of the home-improvement stores (Home Depot and Lowes) use slightly larger corrals to hold their lumber and flat carts. I'm sure you could get a Ford Festiva in there

[depechemodefan]

What annoys me are the people who park in front of the store. They stay in the car, but they dropped off somone and they are blocking the front. You know how the front of the door has the side walk slope-ing for the baskets to be pushed down? Well idiots will block that. And it's not just "dropping off a relative and get going" or "I'm helping grandma by parking as close to the door as possible." No, times I have to walk around the car, and I go inside, spend 20 min, leave and the car is still there. What is wrong with these people? Can't the moron just park and pay attention to the front to see when whoever went shopping pops out?

[Lace Neil Singer]

The supermarket near me mostly has problems with morons parking their cars in the motorcycle section. I, being a biker as well as generally pissed off at humanity whenever I visit said supermarket, will always track down a ticket inspector every time I see this. After all, they have the entire bloody carpark to stick their gas guzzlers in.

[SG15Z]

Hey, apparently guy 2 in the OP also posts on web boards

as seen on failblog


sorry, I saw that and immediately thought of this thread

Wow just wow! Talk about fail.