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  • #16
    Hey, where have you been?? I realized I'd been going through withdrawals not hearing your "joyful" stories. I mean, it sucks you deal with such terrible bits of humanity, but I so enjoy your posts. Gah, I was missing them. So welcome back
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #17
      I had to deal with a real bitch today who chewed out our door person, but hearing your story has cheered me up a bit.

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      • #18
        Bravo to you!!!!


        Last edited by MadMike; 09-25-2008, 05:24 AM. Reason: No need to quote the entire post. We've already read it.

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        • #19
          Can I borrow some of your courage???
          "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."

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          • #20
            That was awesome!!! We need more managers like you!!
            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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            • #21
              Great response!
              You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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              • #22
                Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                Me: OK, but you're going to have to pay for them if you take them.
                SC: I am NOT paying for them. I am TAKING THEM.
                Me: I'm sorry, but if you want them you have to pay for them.
                SC: It was YOUR mistake. I am NOT paying for YOUR mistake.
                Me: Well you're not getting them.
                SC: It's not my fault you don't listen. You need to LISTEEEEEEEN. And that's why I'm taking them.
                Sir, it's a very simple principle: you may not have beer you didn't pay for. if you want those beers, you'll have to pay for them. If you are incapable of understanding that, i may have to rethink my previous assessment of your sobriety, as it is a VERY simple concept, and if you are too drunk to understand it, then you are also too drunk to be legally served.

                See, you're not nearly as evil as I am.

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                • #23
                  Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                  SC: You can't do that. You know, there are people in here that can't afford to drink. I could give them to a poor customer.
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                  Oh my god. That's priceless. Poor people who are customers? What was he going to do...walk up to every table and ask if they were poor?

                  "Here, you look like you can't afford a beer, but could probably use one!"
                  "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                  • #24
                    So he was going to take them...

                    Then he was going to give them to a poor customer who couldn't afford them.

                    Then when dumped out "I could have had them"

                    Right.

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