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    Rock me Like a _________.

    SC: You are just absolutely gorgeous.
    Me: Right.
    SC: No I mean it, never sell yourself short, you are just so beautiful.
    Me: Thank you.
    SC: So uh...when do you get off?
    Me: 9:30.
    SC: Oh, well what are you doing after that?
    Me: ...*looks outside at the RAGING HURRICANE.* Probably going back to my sister's house.
    SC: After that?
    Me: Sleeping?
    SC: Well what are you doing tomorrow?
    Me: ...battening down the hatches?
    SC: I'm just tryin' ta get a date here...
    Me: You'll have to fight all the other guys from [other company down the street].
    SC: Well I make more money than they do, and money talks!
    Me: .......right.

    Question: Where were you going to take me? EVERYONE BUT US IS CLOSED.
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    Probably heard about all the "mini baby booms" that inevitably occur 9 months after a hurricane or other event which strands people in their houses with no power and wanted to get in on the action.
    Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
    Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
    Fiancee: What?!
    Me: Nevermind.

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    • #3
      Quoth Gaki View Post
      SC: I'm just tryin' ta get a date here...
      That line... priceless.
      The customer is always right, but this is a public house, and you are a guest.

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      • #4
        SC: baby, I would take you to nice restaurant, but you know they are all closed. How about you whip something up for us?
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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        • #5
          "SC: Well I make more money than they do, and money talks!"

          "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHORE?" *evil stare*

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          • #6
            SC: So uh...when do you get off?
            With you? Never.

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            • #7
              Quoth Gaki View Post
              SC: Well I make more money than they do, and money talks!
              And right now it's saying "Get lost, creep."

              Jerk.
              "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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              • #8
                Money talks, huh?

                It sure as hell won't shut up.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Gaki View Post
                  SC: Well I make more money than they do, and money talks!
                  You: "Y'ever think about what I might want? What appeals to me? I like to feel like I can't be bought, like a common whore. Knowing this is what you like, we wouldn't work out..."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Gaki View Post
                    SC: So uh...when do you get off?
                    "When my husband goes down on me."

                    - Best comeback line ever.
                    Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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                    • #11
                      I will never understand why people think hitting on you at work is OK.

                      You're working, so it's hard to say "no" in a way that won't get you in trouble. It puts you in an awkward position.

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                      • #12
                        And "I'm just trying to get a date here" as if she OWES him one, or something.
                        Seshat's self-help guide:
                        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                        • #13
                          Ugh. One day I was really busy, and just trying to get this guy's return done so I could go help the cashiers, and he kept going on and on about my eyes. You stated your opinion already; let's just get on with this transaction. Oy.
                          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                          • #14
                            "I'm just trying to get a date here." "Well, you are doing a very poor job of it, so knock it off."

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                            • #15
                              Quoth malmalthekiller View Post
                              I will never understand why people think hitting on you at work is OK.

                              You're working, so it's hard to say "no" in a way that won't get you in trouble. It puts you in an awkward position.
                              On one hand, I can understand this mindset. On the other, where will this person ever have another chance to ask again?

                              I think asking out is fine, provided they accept no for an answer. If they keep pushing? That's where the real problem is.

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