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Money talks. And bull$#*! walks.
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Women can do anything men can.
But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
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I hate to open a can of worms here, but it's communication and understanding that is the problem. Probably every woman in this guy's life has played games with him when it comes to dating & relationships. So this is probably where he gets his beliefs that women are always playing hard to get (except at the end when he tries to buy her). Some women grow up early and stop playing games at some point, whereas others never grow up at all and think that that's how it has to be. Any guy will tell ya...Quoth Draco View PostComment
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And speaking of hands, there are his only two options right there.Quoth Draco View PostTo right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Who says romance is dead?Quoth Gaki View Post
On a more serious note, I'd like to quote the words of a very wise person.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. Jester is going to quote George Carlin yet again. Well, as much as I love George, not this time. Because this time, the best words for this situation come from none other than Pink:
"I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
‘Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight"
One of the greatest "Fuck off!" songs ever!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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I really, really wish a certain type of man would actually hear and listen to that line.Quoth Jester View Post
Not all men. Most men know and understand that. But some men ... don't.
Edit: just thought of the perfect response to the 'money talks' line.
"Oh! You want a whore! Why didn't you say so?"
(As it happens, prostitution is legal in my state - and I know a few. So I could even refer him to some. :P )Last edited by Seshat; 11-03-2012, 12:04 PM.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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I just realized that an amazingly ironic moment would be a stripper dancing in a gentlemen's club to that song.
Of course, the irony would be lost on pretty much everyone there, but still....it would be amusing.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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And failing miserably.Quoth Gaki View Post
I AM the evil bastard!
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I used to dance with a (very sheltered) girl only a couple years younger than me who for the longest time didn't understand what that song meant. She really loved it until she figured it out and then she was disgusted.Quoth Jester View Post
I laughed. Being the public school graduate that I am, I understood it the first time.
I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)Comment
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[Deadpan]March 19th, 1765. Happy now?[/Deadpan]Quoth Gaki View PostOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho MarxComment
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I dunno. I'd be tempted to say October 14, 1066 just to see how geeky he is.Quoth Syriilord View PostComment
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Battle of Hastings.Quoth PepperElf View Post
If you want to get paradoxical, you can give him the date of 3 September, 1752.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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2 September 1666.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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"I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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Is that one of the days that "didn't happen" due to the change from the Juilan to the Gregorian calendar?Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostAny fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Part of the Eleven Day Empire, yes.Quoth wolfie View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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