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I never heard that much before my call center job, but in fact is commonly used slang in some places for getting something activated/deactivated (i.e. I haven't paid the bill yet so they cut my lights off last night).
"If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant
To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
Me: And your pass code for verification?
SC: CUT MY PHONE ON!
Me: I'm sorry that's not correct.
SC: What?
Me: 'Cut my phone on' is not the right pass code
That was awesome!
SC: Ok look, this is an EMERGENCY.
Her rubber band broke? Someone tied her shoelaces together? Inquiring minds (don't) want to know.
Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.
Oh the number of people who've tried to argue with me that they need their CAR back RIGHT NOW, it's an EMERGENCY! and they'll pay for it at some point in the future, but, there's no escaping that it's an EMERGENCY and they don't have time to deal with the procedure for redeeming it, they need it NOW!!! EMERGENCY!!!
At which point I usually tell them "nobody's bleeding, and nothing is on fire, so this is not an emergency, inconvenient for sure, but no emergency, it if was, you should have called 911 3 minutes ago instead of continuing to bark at me
- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.
I never heard that much before my call center job, but in fact is commonly used slang in some places for getting something activated/deactivated (i.e. I haven't paid the bill yet so they cut my lights off last night).
Cutting something OFF makes sense. Cutting something ON just sounds stupid.
...Or ... Applejack?! o_O At least right at the beginning.
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
The State of New York defines an emergency as follows:
Quoth Public Health Law §6810 §§6
any condition requiring alleviation of severe pain or which threatens to cause disability or take life if not promptly treated
This doesn't sound like an emergency to me. I was gonna post a story about emergencies, but I don't want to threadjack here, and it deserves its own thread anyway.
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