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  • from http://notalwaysworking.com/knocked-...ew-decks/37245

    Officer Of The Deck: “And you’re going to tell me that you think violence is the answer?”

    Me: *looks around at the Aircraft Carrier we’re standing on* “Sir, if I didn’t believe in fighting tooth, nail, and F-18 jet fighter in what I hold dear, I would have joined the Coast Guard.”
    What kind of officer would have a problem with Optimus Prime? Also, I have many shirts that I bought from "Clothing and Sales" that have far worse then one gun on them (like many weapons and tanks, and Apaches).

    I just laughed when he said Coast Guard. (Love ya Coasties, but I have to give you a good nature ribbing. Its in our contracts. Really, go back and read yours its there. I wonder how many went to read their contracts, hahaahahha)
    I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

    What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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    • http://notalwaysright.com/reply-back...t-of-god/41028

      I am not in the mood to fight [Airline] over an act of God, and I am definitely not in the mood to listen to you rant and rave like a g****** lunatic about something that is none of your business. Now, kindly f*** off!
      I will seek this man out and have his babies. I don't care that I'm also male, I will figure out a way.
      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
      OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
      she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
      Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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      • That man is the kind of customer the agents would go the extra mile to help. His first cancellation was due to a mechanical problem, and we all know that "feces occur". The second was due to weather, which is outside the control of the airline, let alone the agents at the service desk. Since the extra help he wants is information about how long alternate transportation would take (and possibly directions), it's not something that would cost the airline money.

        As for the woman, she'd get the bare minimum.
        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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        • Cop: "Son, where's the fire?"
          Man: (bursts out laughing)
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • http://notalwaysworking.com/the-cold...ard-cash/37316

            Employee finds cash and turns it in, only to have boss pocket it!

            http://notalwaysright.com/trying-to-...k-helmet/41084

            Corporate bends over to an SC.

            I honestly don't know which one of these ticks me off more!

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            • http://notalwaysright.com/a-sad-depi...eviction/41090

              Khirashy will relate to this one!

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              • Here's an interesting way for baristas at a coffee place to respond to needlessly complicated drinks orders.
                PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                • http://notalwaysworking.com/doing-a-...cription/37569

                  This one really ticks me off because I've been here myself. I hope the OP went to HR and complained, although I have a hunch this place really _is_ this screwed up.

                  I think the OP dodged a bullet not getting hired...

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                  • Quoth eltf177 View Post
                    I think the OP dodged a bullet not getting hired...
                    No kidding I don't think this would be worth complaining about....expect on a don't work here type site.
                    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                    Who is John Galt?
                    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                    • Sorry, teacher, no word crimes here.
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • Fickle Over A Nickle

                        According to the Canadian mint, $6.27 should round down 2 cents to $6.25, rather than up 3 cents to $6.30? That clerk was indeed trying to steal 5 cents from that customer.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          Fickle Over A Nickle

                          According to the Canadian mint, $6.27 should round down 2 cents to $6.25, rather than up 3 cents to $6.30? That clerk was indeed trying to steal 5 cents from that customer.
                          That is not necessarily the case as I have seen it vary depending upon business practices. If the register is set a certain way then the clerk is only repeating what the register is telling her. Or it could be that her bosses told her to round a certain way without bothering to check the mint website. The whole rounding thing is still not uniform across the country although it should be.

                          As well, I think that the fact the customer demanded a refund even though he had not even paid yet is rather sucky. Hell, it may even be why the story was posted in the first place.

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                          • Some People Are Like Slinkies



                            Anything I say would just take away from the hilarity.
                            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                            • It's always the quiet ones...and now we know why...
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                              • WE BUY GOLD!!!

                                unless it is made out of chocolate, or you lost your virginity to a soundtrack (which I do not believe, no person, male or female, would want to be with you).
                                I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

                                What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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