OK, so if you are in a large party of people, and you want to go for a meal, what do you usually do?
You call ahead and see if the place you want to eat and drink can accomodate you.
To the large group of FIFTY-SIX people who turned up at my bar unannounced, during the lunch rush, please take note of this.
No, we do not have a table for FIFTY-SIX.
Our kitchen is tiny. We cannot cook FIFTY-SIX meals at the exact same time, and get them all to you at the exact same time.
It will take longer than ten minutes to cook FIFTY-SIX meals.
It will take more than one person to take out FIFTY-SIX meals.
I do not have FIFTY-SIX arms. Do not whine that I have not brought everything out in the one trip.
Oh, and it would have been nice if, between the FIFTY-SIX of you, that you managed to scrounge up a tip that is more than 21p.
You call ahead and see if the place you want to eat and drink can accomodate you.
To the large group of FIFTY-SIX people who turned up at my bar unannounced, during the lunch rush, please take note of this.
No, we do not have a table for FIFTY-SIX.
Our kitchen is tiny. We cannot cook FIFTY-SIX meals at the exact same time, and get them all to you at the exact same time.
It will take longer than ten minutes to cook FIFTY-SIX meals.
It will take more than one person to take out FIFTY-SIX meals.
I do not have FIFTY-SIX arms. Do not whine that I have not brought everything out in the one trip.
Oh, and it would have been nice if, between the FIFTY-SIX of you, that you managed to scrounge up a tip that is more than 21p.
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