Dear Loud, Adult, SC Guests:

[wagegoth]

We used to call the sheriff's department all the time on the tweak next door without filing a report. I've never filed a report for noise; just called the cops. A couple of times when the dispatcher asked how bad it was I just held up the phone.

[rerant]

Take one of those Bionic Ear style parabolic microphones. Hook it up to an amplifier that doubles the volume. Cobble together a parabolic speaker; There's this type of flat speaker that literally produces a coherent sound beam that would work well for this. Aim both at the noisy idiots. Done right, you won't hear a thing if it's not aimed at you, but you might blow windows in on the house it's aimed at. And all they have to do to end the pain, is SHUT THE HELL UP.

*ahem*

[greensinestro]

I think I've stayed at this hotel before, or wherever it is you're describing. It's like I've said, there is nothing like your own home and your own bed to sleep in. Nothing comes close to what people do at hotels anymore.