Can I learn to speak stupid also? Please!!!

[Shabo]

Yeah... I was studying at my school's cafe the other day, and this girl walks in talking on her cell phone, and loudly enough that I overhear her conversation, which went something like this:

"So, like, the other day, I was coughing, and like, my stomach hurt. Isn't that weird?"

Um... no? I kind of stopped listening to her after that... My brain couldn't take the stupid lest it interfere with my studying.

[Dreamstalker]

Since I've adopted a House way of dealing with people at work, they aren't getting far.

I've started doing that too. Drives a friend up a wall...he always comes back with the gem "whaddaya mean, I'm makin myself clear ain't I?" (yeah sparky, clear as the sludge at the bottom of the river). Unfortunately there's not yet a way to administer industrial-strength DopeSlaps(tm) over the phone.

He's started some weird TX-accented ghetto-speak, I have not the faintest clue what he's saying sometimes.

[Becks]

I know some in three languages. I bet they're better than yours.

Please teach me.