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  • #16
    This makes me WANT to wear red and go into target and fuck with the idiots.
    "Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings"-Dr. Perry Cox

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    • #17
      I believe the true Gordon Ramsey Approach would be something like this

      SC: YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR RED IN A TARGET. THERE'S LIKE A RULE FOR THAT. YOU'RE WEARING RED, YOU NEED TO HELP ME.

      Me: No, there is no fucking rule. And you need to fuck off, you stupid cow. Now PISS OFF.
      My Karma ran over your dogma.

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      • #18
        Yeah, I'd have been real tempted to tell that psycho to go find someone else to bother before things started getting ugly.

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        • #19
          It would have been quite funny if that person was also wearing a red shirt and you turned the situation back on them
          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • #20
            Quoth Seraph View Post
            Me: (now has Rosenrot stuck in her head)
            That song was written about that crazy woman, I know it.

            Sie will es und so ist es fein
            So war es und so wird es immer sein
            Sie will es und so ist es Brauch
            Was sie will bekommt sie auch

            TRANS:

            She wants it and that's fine
            So it was and so it will always be
            She wants it and that's the custom
            Whatever she wants she gets

            "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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            • #21
              Quoth walking with scissors View Post
              This makes me WANT to wear red and go into target and fuck with the idiots.
              I did that a little bit ago. I was reading this post, and had some stuff to buy, so I though, "Hey! I might as well go to target, wear my red shirt, and see what happens."

              Turns out it was a big let down. Well, Target did have organic milk, which was something, I suppose.
              Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

              http://www.dywhcomic.com

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              • #22
                Ok, who's up for a CS field trip to Target? Red shirts and khakis here we come.
                Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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                • #23
                  I'm sure a lot of you know about this, but here it is again for those that don't:
                  http://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/

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                  • #24
                    Jees. If "there's a rule for that," whomever made the rule should pay.

                    In my rule book, you are entitled to say anything you want to someone who says stupid stuff like that. In fact, you could complain to management that a customer is harrassing you. Not that it's something they want to have to deal with. Just to crazy her back, y'know?

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                      I was made a mistake like that, only I was the one asking.

                      Ok, see Office Depot wears blue shirts, and Office Max wears red shirts. I was looking for something butl couldn't find it, so I decided to find an employee...
                      Really? Around here Office Max has blue shirts.
                      Pit bull-

                      There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.

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                      • #26
                        ot but YAY RAMMSTEIN
                        http://dragcave.net/user/LadyMage

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
                          That song was written about that crazy woman, I know it.

                          Sie will es und so ist es fein
                          So war es und so wird es immer sein
                          Sie will es und so ist es Brauch
                          Was sie will bekommt sie auch

                          TRANS:

                          She wants it and that's fine
                          So it was and so it will always be
                          She wants it and that's the custom
                          Whatever she wants she gets

                          Oh yeaaahhhh, I forgot!

                          I looked up the lyrics a long time ago and man they just left my mind.
                          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                          "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Kyree View Post
                            Really? Around here Office Max has blue shirts.
                            Ok, maybe I had it reversed... whatever

                            This was like 3 years ago at least. lol
                            <Insert clever signature here>

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                            • #29
                              ya know this whole thing randomly reminded me of a flash mob that dressed up in blue shirts and khaki pants and went into best buy to mess with customers, hehe if I find the link I will show everyone if its cool with the mods

                              edit: never mind someone beat me too it *pouts*
                              http://dragcave.net/user/LadyMage

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