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    We have a guest staying at my hotel long-term because of a house fire. His wife works at a chain restaurant whose initials form the number 6. They had a bunch of leftover pies on Thursday. They were supposed to throw them out, but she convinced the restaurant somehow to let her keep the pies. So hotel staff walked away with several pies! I only took one for myself, a French silk pie.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    Reads thread title.

    oooh yea this should be good....
    chicka chicka bow-wow

    what? it's just about baked goods...rats
    AkaiKitsune
    Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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    • #3
      My thought was that mr. Hero somehow got hit in the face with a pie a la Three Stooges.
      "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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      • #4
        *reads thread title*

        What, no porn?????

        Dammit!
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          Isn't this thread title what some porn actresses actually do??
          Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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          • #6
            Yea, yea, the thread title cause a whole lot of very NSFW images to go parading through my brain. I'm going to assume it was done on purpose (because, really, if Mr Hero doesn't know the other meaning of the phrase, may I point out that Google is your friend?).
            You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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            • #7
              I have child-safe filters set up on my comp so I don't see things I don't want to see unless I do want to see them.

              As another person who thought that Mr Hero got hit in the face with a cream pie...do I really want to shut my filters down to look it up? (it only takes a couple of slicks to shut the filters off and then turn them back on, so that's not the problem, I'm just sure that its something I really want to see, if you get my drift?)

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              • #8
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                His wife works at a chain restaurant whose initials form the number 6.
                Gee, could you vague that up for me?

                Sinceriously... I'm unfamiliar with any restaurant chain with the initials S.I.X.
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • #9
                  Title was entirely intentional.

                  Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                  Gee, could you vague that up for me?

                  Sinceriously... I'm unfamiliar with any restaurant chain with the initials S.I.X.
                  What about VI?
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    Ah is it Violet Indian prawn? the poor man's Red Lobster...
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Slave to the Phone View Post
                      do I really want to shut my filters down to look it up? (it only takes a couple of slicks to shut the filters off and then turn them back on, so that's not the problem, I'm just sure that its something I really want to see, if you get my drift?)
                      It's definitely NSFW...and I don't want to go into too much detail on the public forum here, but the "non-dessert" kind involves bodily fluids and the male climax during intimacy...

                      That's probably about as much detail as I want to go into.
                      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                      • #12
                        Also, that kind of creampie only happens if there was no condom involved.
                        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth mjr View Post
                          It's definitely NSFW...and I don't want to go into too much detail on the public forum here, but the "non-dessert" kind involves bodily fluids and the male climax during intimacy...

                          That's probably about as much detail as I want to go into.
                          I'm gussing along the lines of not recommending to look up the stuff mentioned in Bob and Tom's 'Cleveland Steamer' song.

                          Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
                            I'm gussing along the lines of not recommending to look up the stuff mentioned in Bob and Tom's 'Cleveland Steamer' song.

                            I suppose that would be determined by the level of squeamishness/prudishness/whatever of the individual.
                            Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                            • #15
                              If all this talk of cream pies and things is getting a bit unsuitable for you,then how about some nice healthy fresh fruit?Come and celebrate all things citrusy at lemonparty.com
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