Getting creampied at work

[Slave to the Phone]

And now Kit has shown an unknown to now mean streak...



Thanks for the very delicate explanation, mjr. I'm not really all that precious, I do cat rescue and some of the common search words can lead me to places that should be saved for other uses.

Not to mention that I was imagining that a cream pie would actually be used in ways didn't involve eating or throwing somehow during the act, be it alone or with others. (come to think about it further, I can think of other bedroom uses that would include ingesting or throwing cream pie.) I think I'd better stop typing lest I get a mod warning for going NSFW in a family forum.

Back to Mr Hero, how was the pie? I once had a home-made chocolate silk pie that was called "better than sex cream pie". I have to say that it was a real contender.

[dalesys]

... celebrate all things citrusy at lemonparty.com

Nevermind. I saw R. Plant and the boys opening for Vanilla Fudge in 1969.

[csquared]

I do cat rescue and some of the common search words can lead me to places that should be saved for other uses.

In that case...

It is the aftermath of "talking" and involves a "cat" covered in "Navy personnel". No "pies" were harmed during the act.

[wolfie]

It is the aftermath of "talking" and involves a "cat" covered in "Navy personnel".

How does chatting result in a mouser being covered in sailors?

[dalesys]

Showing up at a Navy base with a chattering Mauser will definitely get the Shore Police all over you.

[Mr Hero]

Back to Mr Hero, how was the pie? I once had a home-made chocolate silk pie that was called "better than sex cream pie". I have to say that it was a real contender.

I gave it a good home over the weekend. It was very delicious.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Nevermind. I saw R. Plant and the boys opening for Vanilla Fudge in 1969.

That seems to be several sorts of euphemism at once....

[dalesys]

That seems to be several sorts of euphemism at once....

Somebody's lemons got squeezed. Half the crowd left before the Fudge.

[Kit-Ginevra]

And now Kit has shown an unknown to now mean streak...

That's not mean. Mean is telling the kiddies that since they've been good,they can have a look at some furry friends they might like as pets...at xhamster

[wolfie]

Note to self: Expect NSFW from Dalesys. Expect NSFL and NSFS (not safe for sanity) from Kit-Genevra.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Hey,the kids were promised little furry friends to look at.I believe that is what xhamster offers....

[Nunavut Pants]

Well, I believe that a lot of the said hamsters have been shaved... (ouch!!)

[mjr]

Well, I believe that a lot of the said hamsters have been shaved... (ouch!!)

No, no, no...those are beavers...

[Chromatix]

Well, you know what they say about submarines: they're long and hard and full of seamen.