"I'M A MEDIA CONSULTANT!" (short)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oops, I forgot something!

I'm a master craftsman because I assemble RTA furniture at my job on occasion.

[Nakajo]

Or saying you're a photo editor and you use photoshop.

Uh, honey, we DO use photoshop. Adobe Photoshop is a professional program that can run you anywhere for $500-$1000 depending on the version used. Being able to successfully use that, along with Adobe Illustrator, is a requirement for graduation for my degree (Digital Media Design). Being a student, I use Adobe Photoshop Elements, which only costs $80, all the same just minus some of the filters.

[Becks]

Sure, why not? You should put that on your name tag.

Actually, "sous chef" sounds even better

I have to get upstairs at work and borrow the name tag machine for a while.

[friendofjimmyk]

Uh, honey, we DO use photoshop. Adobe Photoshop is a professional program that can run you anywhere for $500-$1000 depending on the version used. Being able to successfully use that, along with Adobe Illustrator, is a requirement for graduation for my degree (Digital Media Design). Being a student, I use Adobe Photoshop Elements, which only costs $80, all the same just minus some of the filters.

I know. At one time, I was in a digital video degree program many moons ago...One of my instructors ran his own graphic design company. He stated there were many people who had come to him looking for a job whose only experience was Corell Draw and Photoshop - but I think I have the program name wrong because he was not referring to Adobe Photoshop. I was in an Adobe class until I dropped it and switched degree plans.

[ebonyknight]

That's like saying you're a graphic designer and the software you use is Corel draw. Or saying you're a photo editor and you use photoshop.

Err....uh...mrrr.

*Goes to fix resume*

[friendofjimmyk]

I wish I could think of the name of the program my instructor told me to clear up the air - it wasn't Adobe Photoshop he was referring to....

I'll have to look it up somehow. Whatever it was, it was not a program that designers use -


I apologize if I offended anyone.

[Naaman]

If she's a media consultant, am I an assistant chef?

I get away with Kitchen Manager on my CV from when I was working at the care home. Of course I was the only person who worked the kitchen full time