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I'm not vindictive so I don't intend to try for the death penalty
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"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" Will Smith, 'I, Robot'.
"You LOSE! Good day, sir!" Gene Wilder, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.
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Quoth gerund View Post(Sprays a circle on the floor) "And that bit is yours, but ALLL the rest is MINE"
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout Ala Creme, Enjoy your meal.
Cat: I will *slides off*
Or in Confidence and Paranoia
"I'm gonna eat you little chickee, I'm gonna eat you little chickee, I'm gonna eat you little chick-" *throws chicken off table, goes after it, slaps it and puts it on plate "Uh Uh too slow chicken marango, too slow for this kitty."I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.
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Quoth Snowbird View PostUm, if she makes that much money, why is she doing the menial chore of shopping for basic necessities for herself? I doubt her bank account is full of money but it sounds like she's full of something else.
Quoth RayvenQ View Post"I'm gonna eat you little chickee, I'm gonna eat you little chickee, I'm gonna eat you little chick-" *throws chicken off table, goes after it, slaps it and puts it on plate "Uh Uh too slow chicken marango, too slow for this kitty."
Poor Cat... you can't go eating Lister's fake fish!
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth mattm04 View PostSC: Young man, I make more in one hour than you will make in you life.
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