Not really a sucky customer just the surreal request of the day. ETA - I have nothing whatsoever to do with anything medical.
I saw a customer who had told the receptionist he needed help filling out a form - "form" turned out to a bowel cancer test.
All written parts are completed, only a stool sample is needed. Needless to say I can't help client complete this. Then he said he couldn't understand the instructions could I explain.
Highlights of the conversation :
Me : So you use this to take a sample when you're on the toilet
Him : You mean I put urine on it ?
Me : Um, no. A stool sample. (realise client has NO understanding of this test) - much worse ! We're talking poo.
Him : Oh !
Client : So I stick this *brandishes small stick* up my anus ?
Me : No ! Not so far - all you need is to get a sample...
*sigh*
Sometimes I wonder why I like my job.
I told him if he had further questions to go and ask the nurse at his GP practice. And told him I thought the tests were very important.
I think he was just clueless, I was a bit worried he was a pervert looking for reasons to discuss this kind of thing, but he didn't give of that sense. If he was he must have been disappointed - I am certified unembarrassable !
Victoria J
I saw a customer who had told the receptionist he needed help filling out a form - "form" turned out to a bowel cancer test.
All written parts are completed, only a stool sample is needed. Needless to say I can't help client complete this. Then he said he couldn't understand the instructions could I explain.
Highlights of the conversation :
Me : So you use this to take a sample when you're on the toilet
Him : You mean I put urine on it ?
Me : Um, no. A stool sample. (realise client has NO understanding of this test) - much worse ! We're talking poo.
Him : Oh !
Client : So I stick this *brandishes small stick* up my anus ?
Me : No ! Not so far - all you need is to get a sample...
*sigh*
Sometimes I wonder why I like my job.
I told him if he had further questions to go and ask the nurse at his GP practice. And told him I thought the tests were very important.
I think he was just clueless, I was a bit worried he was a pervert looking for reasons to discuss this kind of thing, but he didn't give of that sense. If he was he must have been disappointed - I am certified unembarrassable !
Victoria J
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