I gotcha all beat. I broke up a marriage.....or something.....this story is still barely believed by even me, and I'm the one that went through it! This happened before we had caller ID in our area.
My RL name is Jennifer, which is a VERY common name, not only for people my age, but also for the area. There were 6 Jennifers in my 2nd grade class, and there were 20 students in the classroom. So anyway....
Phone rings and I answer.
Me: Hello?
Confused Angry Wife: Yes, is Jennifer there?
Me: Yes, this is she.
CAW: YOU F**CKING C*** B**** [expletives I have never heard even in the military, working around truckers, or even sailors] This went on for a few minutes, so I hung up.
Ring.
Me: Hello?
CAW: How dare you hang up on me [expletives ad nauseum]
Click.
Ring. (At this point I'm giggling because my day had otherwise been boring, and I have a twisted sense of humor).
Me (ever so sweet): Hello?
CAW: [expletives]
Me: How about you call me back when you're done? This is boring.
Click.
Ring.
Me: So you're done then?
CAW: I am so f*cking pissed at you right now, Miss Jennifer.
Me: Ok......about what?
CAW: ABOUT WHAT??? You're f*cking my husband?
Me: No, I'm not.
CAW: Yes, you are!
Me: No, I'm not. Not possible. I'm a virgin. [I really was at the time]
CAW: .......
Just then, my friend walked in from the kitchen, and decides to holler: Guess you're lucky anal and oral don't count!
Click. That time it was her hanging up. Me and friend about peed ourselves laughing, yeah, it was immature, but we were dumb kids!
The next night the phone rings again, and my little brother answers.
Him: Its for you. [tosses phone]
Me: Hello?
Male voice: You stupid bitch, how dare you ruin my marriage you dumb c*nt. Can't you keep your big mouth shut? How did you even find my number?
Me: [thoroughly enjoying this at the time] Number? She called me!
MV: ???
Me: And next time tell her to make sure she's got the right Jennifer, its a common name, and I don't know who the hell either of you are! And shame on you for cheating on your wife!
Click.
I still don't know what the hell happened.
My RL name is Jennifer, which is a VERY common name, not only for people my age, but also for the area. There were 6 Jennifers in my 2nd grade class, and there were 20 students in the classroom. So anyway....
Phone rings and I answer.
Me: Hello?
Confused Angry Wife: Yes, is Jennifer there?
Me: Yes, this is she.
CAW: YOU F**CKING C*** B**** [expletives I have never heard even in the military, working around truckers, or even sailors] This went on for a few minutes, so I hung up.
Ring.
Me: Hello?
CAW: How dare you hang up on me [expletives ad nauseum]
Click.
Ring. (At this point I'm giggling because my day had otherwise been boring, and I have a twisted sense of humor).
Me (ever so sweet): Hello?
CAW: [expletives]
Me: How about you call me back when you're done? This is boring.
Click.
Ring.
Me: So you're done then?
CAW: I am so f*cking pissed at you right now, Miss Jennifer.
Me: Ok......about what?
CAW: ABOUT WHAT??? You're f*cking my husband?
Me: No, I'm not.
CAW: Yes, you are!
Me: No, I'm not. Not possible. I'm a virgin. [I really was at the time]
CAW: .......
Just then, my friend walked in from the kitchen, and decides to holler: Guess you're lucky anal and oral don't count!
Click. That time it was her hanging up. Me and friend about peed ourselves laughing, yeah, it was immature, but we were dumb kids!
The next night the phone rings again, and my little brother answers.
Him: Its for you. [tosses phone]
Me: Hello?
Male voice: You stupid bitch, how dare you ruin my marriage you dumb c*nt. Can't you keep your big mouth shut? How did you even find my number?
Me: [thoroughly enjoying this at the time] Number? She called me!
MV: ???
Me: And next time tell her to make sure she's got the right Jennifer, its a common name, and I don't know who the hell either of you are! And shame on you for cheating on your wife!
Click.
I still don't know what the hell happened.
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