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Quoth Amina516 View PostPeople... Cant live with them, cant hurt them legally.
Quoth notalwaysright View Post1&2: Okay, we'll just have to rip the resort down and start over. You personally get to approve the final size. THEN will you be happy?
Quoth notalwaysright View Post3&4: So we'll buy the convenience store and make it part of the resort, and also lobby the city/wherever to raise the speed limit. What speed would you like?
Quoth notalwaysright View Post5: We'll make signs which say, "look around, you are at the beach."
Quoth notalwaysright View Post6: Certainly! We will build a menu-room for books with every single possible dish we could make.
Quoth Lovecats View PostBut I left my ID in the car!
I'd shed a tear for them if I actually gave a shit.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View Postor with their guard kangarooAt the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Quoth jennie View PostOMG, that's one that my Dad - who used to love puns- would have giveen his eye teeth to have thought of
Quoth mathnerd View PostIf anybody else said this, I would think maybe they were taking a bit of poetic license, but since it's Jester, I'm thinking there has to be a story here.
No, in this case, it was purely poetic license, hyperbole, and silliness to make a point. I have never seen a kangaroo on this island, and get the feeling that the only way I ever would would be either in a cartoon or on a menu.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostYes, because I never say anything outrageous or ridiculous.
No, in this case, it was purely poetic license, hyperbole, and silliness to make a point. I have never seen a kangaroo on this island, and get the feeling that the only way I ever would would be either in a cartoon or on a menu.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostHave you tried the Good King Wenceslas pizza?
It's deep pan,crisp and even.Quoth Jester View PostI don't get it. I just don't get it. I must be unfamiliar with something here....but I have no idea what.
Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen,
when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shown the moon that night, though the frost was cruel,
when a poor man came in sight,gathering winter fuel."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth mathnerd View PostIt's not that you never say anything outrageous, but that it's Key West. I'm disappointed there's not a story...EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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Quoth mathnerd View PostIt's not that you never say anything outrageous, but that it's Key West. I'm disappointed there's not a story...
Quoth AccountingDrone View PostI am sure he could come up with something
That being said, I DO have a guard chicken in my truck, guarding the truck from all enemies, foreign and domestic. And that includes rogue kangaroos. And on this point, I am being absolutely honest, no poetic license needed.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth wolfie View PostJust curious, but are pepperoni, meat lover's, hawaiian, and most other pizzas "all ages", but you need to show government-issued photo ID that proves you're 21 or older if you want to get a margherita?
Quoth Jester View Postguard kangaroo
Also re the Good King joke: I had to sing the song in my head before I got it. Anyone else did this?The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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I recently left my payroll clerk position to work full time again at the hotel and was promoted to Assistant Manager. As Assistant Manager, I now read the guest comments on our company website as well as Trip Advisor and I have seen all of these or variants of the complaints. Part of my job is to respond to the complaints.
Hopefully I made the right decision to become Assistant Manager. Not only am I responding to every guest issue, I am dealing with the drama of my co-workers which is a different animal.
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Quoth hotelnpa View PostPart of my job is to respond to the complaints.
Our AGM likes to send my CWs the more obnoxious complaints (somehow, I've avoided being assigned responses all but once). He says it's to see how we respond, but I'm fairly sure it's really 'cause he just doesn't want to deal with them.Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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