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    It wasn't really busy but something happened with our sportsbook machine and it had to be rebooted and all three of us had sports tickets. And when I said all three of us, it was the whole frontline which left no open windows. On a side note, we're just the cage not the actual sports book so we have to use the machine to know any kind of results.

    Anyway, this really old lady just walked straight up to my CW's window and put her money down next to the waiting couple already in the window. She made herself at home not even caring that there were already people there.

    CW: Ma'am you have to wait in line.

    SC: No.

    CW: Yes, ma'am you do. See I'm helping them right now and I need you to give them their space.

    SC: I need change!

    CW: I understand BUT I need you to wait in line.

    The SC then gets RIGHT behind the couple, may as well have been parked on their ass.

    The couple: No, the line is over there. Back up!

    They spoke up and I was glad. I was watching from the sportsbook machine, and I was .

    The lady then moved to my window where my customer was waiting and became his butt parasite. He told her to back off too.

    Anyway, we started using hand motions and pointed to the line and the line that has gotten quite long started to yell at her too. Somehow she ended up at the front. I was getting kind of annoyed.

    Finally the machine was fixed all was fine. Right.

    Anyway, later that night that SAME line hopping old lady came back. This time tried to cut off the line three people deep and walked right up into my window.

    ME: No. You HAVE to get into line.

    The SC looks at me and won't move. I said it a few times and refused to help her.

    She finally got the hint and the people in line were starting to help.

    She got infront of the next customer. NO.

    Me: NO, ma'am BEHIND them.

    She did something strange. She started to giggle and back her ass up on the customer. Like literally she was a truck backing up onto a car. The customer was not happy. I was not happy. But I'm behind a cage I couldn't do much.

    The old SC ends up in my window because she pulled that stunt and the poor backed up on customer got fed up and just told her to go. I was beyond annoyed but shared a good laugh when she left and I got to talk to the lady that almost got butt mauled by her.

    But really.... Get in line! That old lady was lucky she didn't get punched out. Like me, I have a people bubble. I don't like to be touched by anybody else.

  • #2
    Especially by their asses!
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #3
      I think I would have still refused her.

      Think she was drunk?

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      • #4
        You should have just let her stand there refusing to wait on her until she got in line. Then tell the people the people behind ehr the reason they weren't being served is because they were letting her go first and she was refusing to allow it. Make the pussy customers step up and take a stand for once or else remain pussies.

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        • #5
          If a customer tried that with me, they better be Summer Glau. Other wise, there will be problems
          Under The Moon Paranormal Research
          San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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          • #6
            Quoth powerboy View Post
            If a customer tried that with me, they better be Summer Glau. Other wise, there will be problems
            Ah yes, the hottie that specializes in playing fucked up characters.
            If I'm wrong about the specialization, be kind. The only two roles I remember her for are River Tam and the Terminator from the SCC.
            ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
            And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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            • #7
              And oddly enough, today is her birthday (Thanks IMDB.com)
              If today is an indication of the rest of the week, I'm going to need to start drinking. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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              • #8
                Oooooooooooh, I'm going to call certain coworkers butt parasites today.
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #9
                  Considering how close she was getting to your customer's butt, they could've solved the issue with 1...umm..function.


                  Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth JustADude View Post
                    Ah yes, the hottie that specializes in playing fucked up characters.
                    If I'm wrong about the specialization, be kind. The only two roles I remember her for are River Tam and the Terminator from the SCC.
                    Ha! I hadn't noticed that. Her characters in "4400" and "The Unit" weren't exactly stable, either.

                    Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
                    Considering how close she was getting to your customer's butt, they could've solved the issue with 1...umm..function.


                    Only if she had been standing behind them.
                    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                    • #11
                      haha ASSult....

                      if someone backed their junk into me, Id be calling for secruity so fast it would make their head spin
                      yuck especially some old ladies bum.... vomit!
                      I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                      • #12
                        Quoth JustADude View Post
                        Ah yes, the hottie that specializes in playing fucked up characters.

                        And that matters how? I have watched everything that she was/is in.
                        Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                        San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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                        • #13
                          It's good I wasn't the customer she started backing into... I cannot stand to be touched by strangers (especially if it's intentional, AND meant to be annoying), I would have made the cow eat floor...
                          "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                          ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth powerboy View Post
                            And that matters how?
                            Only in that it makes her awesome. It takes TALENT to convincingly play someone who's weird without making it seem fake and strained.
                            ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                            And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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                            • #15
                              Quoth JustADude View Post
                              Only in that it makes her awesome. It takes TALENT to convincingly play someone who's weird without making it seem fake and strained.

                              JustADude, it should be JustACoolDude
                              Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                              San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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