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[CarcinogenCrunchies]

On weekends, we have a little booth outside the store where we grill hot dogs, burgers and brats. One day I was manning the booth and an older gentleman came up and asked, in a heavy accent, if our hot dogs were kosher. I replied in the negative and he said, "Too bad. I must keep kosher." I apologized and told him our burgers were all beef, to which he replied, "I bet your lips are kosher."

I had to ask him to repeat himself, thinking I must have misheard due to the accent. I hadn't. So I said the first thing that came to mind. "I'm sorry, I just ate a ham sandwich." It was a bit creepy, but I have to admit it's a pickup line I'd never heard before.

[BookstoreEscapee]

On weekends, we have a little booth outside the store where we grill hot dogs, burgers and brats.

So how bratty do the kids have to be to get thrown on the grill? Is whining enough or do they have to throw tantrums and stuff?

Oh, and, ew. <shudder>

[CarcinogenCrunchies]

So how bratty do the kids have to be to get thrown on the grill?[/I]

We generally find that the brattier the child, the more likely it is that the parents are the ones who need to be grilled. Our top scientists have a formula all worked out, but I'm not authorized to share it with you.

[lineswine]

This thread is going from brat to wurst

[BookstoreEscapee]

This thread is going from brat to wurst

You need a

[tropicsgoddess]

This thread is going from brat to wurst

.....booo!!!!

[walking with scissors]

So I said the first thing that came to mind. "I'm sorry, I just ate a ham sandwich."

Brilliant.

[Kogo Shuko]

I dunno... this whole thread just pwns.

From your response, to the bratwurst joke.

Oh dear.

Now my coworkers must think me weird for giggling.

[Nashida]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole thread's a weiner in my book.

[InverseHellion]

These puns are so hammy.

[Chanlin]

These puns are so hammy.

I don't know the puns seemed pretty kosher to me.

[elysia]

lmfao @ the ham sandwich line.

[Talon]

I have a beef with this entire thread...

[MrDelirious]

"I bet your lips are kosher."

Soylent Green™: Now Certified Kosher.

[AriRashkae]

Soylent Green™: Now Certified Kosher.

Except humans don't chew their cud.



At least, I hope they don't.