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  • Some funnies from the file

    One of my coworkers keeps a file of calls from members who have wierd names or calls that call takers made hilarious erroneous spellings. I decided to share some of them with you.

    Funny Names

    First name: Pornpen

    Last Names: Niceswanger, Douchey, Buffalohead (probably Native American), Grewcock, Kuntz, Wang, Kummer, Poonwala, Pusey, Freelove, Sexauer, Manlove, Hiscock, Lacock, Gobbledick

    Full names:

    Stewart, Little A. (read from right to left)

    Hyman Sukiennik

    Richard Outhouse (Dick Outhouse?)

    Igod Divine

    Gay Dejong

    Bong Brown

    Harry Weiner

    Spelling errors

    Ti Quon Doe Academy (Tae kwondo?)

    Burger Mercy Hospital (It's Bergan)

    Comment in call: "Member is death and she is with the vehicle" (maybe member is deaf???)

    Dailen Brother Harlydayberson (Actual: Dillon Brothers Harley Davidson)


    Just plain funny

    "Member is asking for priority on call because he just left the hospital b/c of a bowel movement problem"

    "Member has machette"

    "vehicle has dragging muffler and a animal of some kind in the muffler, lots of fur showing per member"

    Vehicle was located at: "Tastey Taco"

    License plate was listed as: "Love Poo-ne" (too many letters for a plate to begin with)

    "Member very upset he is an old fart with a heart problem"

    Tow Destinations: Hooter's, Cooter's Auto Repair
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    You know what? Spewing coffee is not good for my monitor! Those were funny! It's even funnier that I have ran into similar misspellings on customers notes on the system we use.
    Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

    If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

    Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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    • #3
      I'm catching up on reading the board, but I'm glad I was between bites when I read this one

      Rapscallion

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      • #4
        I once had clients named Ima House and Firestar Peacock.
        I will never go to school!

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        • #5
          The guy who does our elevator inspections is William Kuntz. We giggle whenever we see our inspection sticker.
          "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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          • #6
            I will not print his last name, but I have a customer at work called Tark.

            His name both first and last remind me of a Vulcan.
            Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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            • #7
              Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
              Tow Destinations: Hooter's, Cooter's Auto Repair
              Well, ya gotta have your priorities set.

              Yesterday, I set up a new user with the name of Kenneth Rodgers, and yes he goes by Kenny.


              Eric the Grey
              In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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              • #8
                I used to work with a Michael Jackson. Of course, he went by Mike.

                And, one day I got a phone call from a Mr. Hawk. First name was Mike. We did NOT put the first & last names together.
                That is so full of suck Dyson doesn't know how they did it - shankyknitter

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                • #9
                  When I was still in mentoring I had a meb by the name of mynt whay. pronouinced mint way.
                  My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                  • #10
                    Mint way? Hmm....

                    I still like the last name "gobbledick". That one is giggle-tastic!
                    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                    • #11
                      Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post

                      Comment in call: "Member is death and she is with the vehicle" (maybe member is deaf???)
                      you never know... she could really be Death and in a big hurry, Death is a very busy person with all the people dying nowadays
                      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                      • #12
                        I've probably posted this before, but I used to work for MCI and I remember three good ones that I swear I am not making up:

                        Richard Head (probably common)
                        Peter Pan (Went by P.J.)
                        Banana (seriously..just..banana...they were from New York..so I was thinking maybe a stage name or something. It was very bizarre. I couldn't even tell the gender.)
                        Last edited by Lachrymose; 11-01-2008, 03:34 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Dh trained with a guy named Richard HOlder (and lived up to it)

                          THere is a man loose in AR called Burgess Burgess (see parenthesis above)

                          I have run across
                          Wendi Day,
                          Genesis and Gemini the twins,
                          Tae'ler (she was in a class that had been attack by a rabid band of apostrophes- if there was a ' free name, it was made up by one of the ones with 2)
                          Asia, Aysha, and Ajia
                          LaTrina (keep in mind I camp)
                          Every spelling of the word Marquis. Seriously.
                          Ninevah (was white)
                          Chardonnay (female)
                          Darquiri (dacky for short)
                          Symphony
                          Tequila
                          Nirvana (the place, not the band)
                          Denver Snow
                          the old man whose name was pronounced Va GEEN nah

                          But the World Beater:

                          LaQvius.


                          (I had to ask his homeroom teacher)

                          la quay vus.

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                          • #14
                            Around where I live, there's a family with the surname Endlicher (the 'ch' is pronounced with a hard 'k' sound). Very nice people.

                            I also know of a married couple who share a first name: Tracy.
                            "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                            • #15
                              I was about to say I didnt get MIke Hawk, but now I do.

                              I also knew a lady who's last name was Oliphaunt, and a girl who's first name was Sunshine (Sunny for short - and she was perhaps the most sweetest, smilingest person ever.)

                              Also, there's a Stephen King up in Nunavut on the council. Nice guy though.
                              Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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