One of my coworkers keeps a file of calls from members who have wierd names or calls that call takers made hilarious erroneous spellings. I decided to share some of them with you.
Funny Names
First name: Pornpen
Last Names: Niceswanger, Douchey, Buffalohead (probably Native American), Grewcock, Kuntz, Wang, Kummer, Poonwala, Pusey, Freelove, Sexauer, Manlove, Hiscock, Lacock, Gobbledick
Full names:
Stewart, Little A. (read from right to left)
Hyman Sukiennik
Richard Outhouse (Dick Outhouse?)
Igod Divine
Gay Dejong
Bong Brown
Harry Weiner
Spelling errors
Ti Quon Doe Academy (Tae kwondo?)
Burger Mercy Hospital (It's Bergan)
Comment in call: "Member is death and she is with the vehicle" (maybe member is deaf???)
Dailen Brother Harlydayberson (Actual: Dillon Brothers Harley Davidson)
Just plain funny
"Member is asking for priority on call because he just left the hospital b/c of a bowel movement problem"
"Member has machette"
"vehicle has dragging muffler and a animal of some kind in the muffler, lots of fur showing per member"
Vehicle was located at: "Tastey Taco"
License plate was listed as: "Love Poo-ne" (too many letters for a plate to begin with)
"Member very upset he is an old fart with a heart problem"
Tow Destinations: Hooter's, Cooter's Auto Repair
Funny Names
First name: Pornpen
Last Names: Niceswanger, Douchey, Buffalohead (probably Native American), Grewcock, Kuntz, Wang, Kummer, Poonwala, Pusey, Freelove, Sexauer, Manlove, Hiscock, Lacock, Gobbledick
Full names:
Stewart, Little A. (read from right to left)
Hyman Sukiennik
Richard Outhouse (Dick Outhouse?)
Igod Divine
Gay Dejong
Bong Brown
Harry Weiner
Spelling errors
Ti Quon Doe Academy (Tae kwondo?)
Burger Mercy Hospital (It's Bergan)
Comment in call: "Member is death and she is with the vehicle" (maybe member is deaf???)
Dailen Brother Harlydayberson (Actual: Dillon Brothers Harley Davidson)
Just plain funny
"Member is asking for priority on call because he just left the hospital b/c of a bowel movement problem"
"Member has machette"
"vehicle has dragging muffler and a animal of some kind in the muffler, lots of fur showing per member"
Vehicle was located at: "Tastey Taco"
License plate was listed as: "Love Poo-ne" (too many letters for a plate to begin with)
"Member very upset he is an old fart with a heart problem"
Tow Destinations: Hooter's, Cooter's Auto Repair
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