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    A sales associate was chatting in the staff lunchroom today and told of a customer who called to ask if we have a gas-powered something-or-other (water heater, I believe, of a certain size).

    SA: "No, we have electrical ones, but not gas."

    Stupid Customer: "But do you have GAS ones in [size]?"

    SA: "No, we do have electrical but not gas."

    SC: "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. DO YOU HAVE GAS ONES IN [SIZE]???"

    SA: "Sir, we have gas ones in [other size] and electrical ones in [size the SC wants] but WE DO NOT HAVE GAS ONES IN [SIZE THE SC WANTS]."

    SC: "Oh. Well, could you call around the city and find somebody who does?"
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero
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