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    I've seen a rather unusual number of people coming through my line buying ... wooden stakes.

    Is there something going on that I should know about ... ?
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

  • #2
    You may rest assured that it is not the zombie apocalypse. Wooden stakes are for vampires, not zombies.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #3
      That's not terribly comforting, Ironclad Alibit ...

      *off to hang garlic in the windows*
      Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
      ~ Mr Hero

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      • #4
        Zombies take chainsaws, shotguns, and anything else that'll remove the head in a hurry.

        Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.

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        • #5
          Quoth Buzzard View Post
          *snip*

          Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.
          Robert Pattinson is never going to live that down, is he ...
          Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
          ~ Mr Hero

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          • #6
            I am trying not to go into my rant about how sparkly vampires without any significant weaknesses would have set themselves up as gods thousands of years ago instead of hiding from humans and feeling Oh So Angsty. I am trying SO HARD.

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            • #7
              Quoth Pixelated View Post
              Robert Pattinson is never going to live that down, is he ...
              At least he can do the sparkle of shame all the way to the bank.
              "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

              "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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              • #8
                Quoth Buzzard View Post
                Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.
                Only time a vampire should sparkle is when they are on fire.

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                • #9
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM4rcjjKYVU

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                  • #10
                    As somebody who only barely managed to get through the first Twilight book, may I say thank you very much for that ... it's priceless.
                    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                    ~ Mr Hero

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Pixelated View Post
                      *off to hang garlic in the windows*
                      Never really had to worry about vampires back in NOLA. We all eat garlic in just about every dish we make, it seems to keep them away.
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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