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Three dogs are sitting in adjoining cages in the vet's office. The first dog says "Yeah, I chewed up all my master's shoes, so now I'm being put to sleep."
The second dog says "I piddled on my master's Persian rug, so now I'm being put to sleep."
The third dog says "My master's wife likes to clean the house in the nude. One day she bent over to pick up something while she was cleaning, and I jumped her and rode her like a pony!"
The other two dogs say "Wow, and you're being put to sleep for that?"
"Hell no! I'm just here to get my nails trimmed!"
The second dog says "I piddled on my master's Persian rug, so now I'm being put to sleep."
The third dog says "My master's wife likes to clean the house in the nude. One day she bent over to pick up something while she was cleaning, and I jumped her and rode her like a pony!"
The other two dogs say "Wow, and you're being put to sleep for that?"
"Hell no! I'm just here to get my nails trimmed!"