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  • Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm

    Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. It gets pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

    The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

    The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

    "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

    The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    I'm not exactly amped about this thread, so I'm going to volt. :bye:
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    • #3
      thanks, will use.

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        Godel showed that neither truth nor falsehood could be proven.

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        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          One day, after an evening of much drinking at a conference, Schrodinger was badly hung over. He put a note on the door "I'm feeling half-dead. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try to get in touch with me."
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            Descartes was sitting with Nietzsche in a bar.
            Nietzsche asked Descartes if he wanted another drink.
            Descartes replied 'I think not' and disappeared.
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