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05-06-2012, 04:25 PM
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Chairman of the Board
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Quoth Racket_Man
why was I hearing the old Dominos commercials saying "30 minutes or its free"????? 
can someone explain why this particular time span is SOOOOOO stuck in the unconscience netherreagions of people's brains????? |
Probably it's the only time span they can remember after drinking "2 beers". 
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05-06-2012, 04:35 PM
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Inebriant Supply Coordinator
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 24° 33' 19" N / 81° 46' 58" W, aka Paradise
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"I just didn't feel like it."
Oh, that's just great. Yeah, that's a valid excuse.
I am sure on the days when I just don't feel like getting dressed, I can use that excuse to get out of the public indecency charge.
I've never tried it with speed limits, but I wonder what would happen if I told a cop that I "just didn't feel like" only driving 65 instead of the 90 he clocked me at.
I hope I would still be employed if I didn't show up for work one day, and told my boss the next day that I "just didn't feel like" showing up, getting my shift covered, or calling off.
If I didn't feel like paying my rent or bills, what are the odds that my landlord and the utility companies would be alright with it?
Or perhaps I could walk into a sporting event or concert without paying for a ticket, simply because I didn't feel like it.
Yeah, this woman is a loon.
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05-06-2012, 04:39 PM
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Front End Supervisor
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 162
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If you don't return my car for free immediately, I WILL HAVE IT TOWED BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS FROM NOW ON!!!!!111eleventy-eleven and onety-one111!!!!!
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05-06-2012, 04:47 PM
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Who knows WHAT I do!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The Great North Woods
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Quoth Argabarga
After a while, you get jaded and cynical because you really have heard all the excuses have met other humans before....
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fix'ded dat fer ya.
Glad you had a relatively calm end o' April.
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Quoth Cat Herder
If you don't return my car for free immediately, I WILL HAVE IT TOWED BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS FROM NOW ON!
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lol. brilliant!
Last edited by sms001; 05-06-2012 at 04:52 PM.
Reason: I don't need no stinkin' reasons for editing!
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05-07-2012, 06:46 AM
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Autore e lettore di Tarocchi.
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Idaho, the land of the barbarians.
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"I didn't feel like it." Cats can get away with that excuse. Humans, not really.
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05-07-2012, 07:53 AM
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Puncher ... of Tickets!
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: 13A, Moonbase Beaver.
Posts: 885
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Quoth Cat Herder
If you don't return my car for free immediately, I WILL HAVE IT TOWED BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS FROM NOW ON!!!!!111eleventy-eleven and onety-one111!!!!!
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I love that so much, ... Well, see for yourself.
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05-07-2012, 11:39 AM
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Dances with Hot Peppers
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 10,287
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Quoth Pixilated
Yay! More Argabarga stories!
Yeah, I do feel sorry for that first guy. "I just didn't feel like it!!!" Really??
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Poor guy's probably going to hear about it all night long. All because his wife was a lazy bitch.
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05-07-2012, 07:20 PM
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Cashier
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 28
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Quoth Argabarga
"Can't you just let me go this time? I promise that if you catch me again you can charge me double the fine!!!!"[/I]
[Irish Beat Cop] Wellllll.... allrite, I let ye gooo now ya little scamp, but don't let me be catchin' ya doin' this ah-gain, and stay away from those explosives like I told ye last time! [/Irish Beat Cop]
Heh, no, I didn't say that for real. Since I hadn't hooked the car up or anything I couldn't charge anything... so she did get to go at that point. And sadly that means She probably thinks that excuse WORKS, so it'll just be tried again at somepoint in the future because "the last guy let me do that!"  Oh well. |
Oh, I hope she *did* think it worked and tries that again on someone with sufficent snark.
"If you catch me again you can charge me double the fine!"
"We don't do that."
"The last guy let me do it!"
"Really? Okay, then your fine just doubled as per the agreement. Thanks for telling me!"
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