So I've been teaching myself how to knit and crochet (and it's been FUN!) with most of the work being done at my boyfriends house and whenever I get a spare moment. It's fine, stops me from eating out of sheer boredom and I'm doing something fun!
The current stitch I am learning is single/double crochet (for those in the UK, it's double, US I believe is single crochet, or it could be the other way around). It took me a while, but I eventually managed to actually use the crochet hook correctly to do my stitches, rather than using my fingers and keeping the hook stationary (that is, twisting the hook around and pulling it through the loops rather than pulling the loops over the hook). As a result, half my work is still a tad stiff.
Of course, this results in statements such as "Come on, get...in....there!" and "why don't you fit?" along with "time to do my turn"
Yeah....boyfriend yesterday decided that all three of those statements were worthy of a "That's what she said" comment.
On top of that, we had meatballs for dinner Saturday night. MORE guttermind comments ensued, culminating in the comment of how a particular dress on Project Runway (not the current season) resembled genitalia (I thought it resembled breasts down at waist level, he commented that it resembled an erect wang. Now I can't UNSEE it).
Lupo, you might LIVE with a pervert, but mine's the ultimate pervert
The current stitch I am learning is single/double crochet (for those in the UK, it's double, US I believe is single crochet, or it could be the other way around). It took me a while, but I eventually managed to actually use the crochet hook correctly to do my stitches, rather than using my fingers and keeping the hook stationary (that is, twisting the hook around and pulling it through the loops rather than pulling the loops over the hook). As a result, half my work is still a tad stiff.
Of course, this results in statements such as "Come on, get...in....there!" and "why don't you fit?" along with "time to do my turn"
Yeah....boyfriend yesterday decided that all three of those statements were worthy of a "That's what she said" comment.
On top of that, we had meatballs for dinner Saturday night. MORE guttermind comments ensued, culminating in the comment of how a particular dress on Project Runway (not the current season) resembled genitalia (I thought it resembled breasts down at waist level, he commented that it resembled an erect wang. Now I can't UNSEE it).
Lupo, you might LIVE with a pervert, but mine's the ultimate pervert
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