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  • The mortician's assistant

    Sorry if this is told wrong; I haven't heard it in a long time but some other threads on the board reminded me... anyway, here goes:

    At the funeral home, the new guy was preparing his first body. He notices a cork in the rectum and removes it. Immediately, he hears "On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again...". He puts it back, and the sound stops. So he calls over the boss.

    "What's wrong?"

    "You won't believe this! Listen!" He removes the cork, and it's the same as before.

    "So?" asks the boss.

    "Isn't that the strangest thing you ever saw?"

    "Nah, any asshole can sing country music."

    (And double apologies if this offends any country music lovers; I originally heard it from one)
    Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
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