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Quoth bigjimaz View Postshe told me that she had just bought her car that morning and couldn't find the knob to turn on her headlights.
Isn't that one of the things you should try to find the location of BEFORE you're out after dark?
I stopped at a gas station on the way home, and for the life of me, couldn't figure out how to find the dimmer switch so I could actually SEE my spedometer. On my car, it was on the dash behind the headlight knob/switch thingy. Right now, I don't remember where it was on the truck, but it wasn't in the same spot.
Luckily I am good at judging speed by looking at the scenery whizzing past, but that's not a skill I want to be perfecting at bar time.I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.
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Quoth sms001 View Postahhhhhhhhh! So THIS guy is why so many frozen pizzas now say "Product must be cooked before eating." WTH? How many lawsuits or complaints do you think it takes before these warnings appear? How long before noodles come with "Product must be boiled (in water) and then have a bit of tasty marinara or cream sauce tossed on them before eating." label?
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post(On-Star should use that scenario for their next commercial..."Hello, On-Star? I don't know how to turn on the lights..." "Just a moment, ma'am, I'll send a signal and your lights will be on in a jiffy." "Oh, thank you so much, you've saved my life!")
Of course, then people would start expecting remote oil changes and windshield cleanings... and sue when their car broke down for lack of maintenance claiming they expected someone else to do it for them... and try to return the car when they crashed it into a brick wall because they didn't read the instructions on how to use the brakes (which, by then, will consist of one paragraph of brake usage and twenty pages of warnings).I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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It must have been so embarrassing for her not to be able to figure out where the lights were.....ever cry to yourself because you felt like an incurable idiot for a few minutes?
/cries when she's extremely embarrassed or feels exceptionally stupid (I can't cure it!)...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker
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Quoth XCashier View PostWell, if he doesn't read in the first place, the "MEN" and "WOMEN" signs are just suggestions, and don't apply to him.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Quoth zzapp the witch View PostIt must have been so embarrassing for her not to be able to figure out where the lights were.....ever cry to yourself because you felt like an incurable idiot for a few minutes?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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On the whole car headlights problem, when I inherited my dad's Impala when he bought a Prius, I could not for the life of me figure out where the head lights were, so I asked. "They automatically come on when it gets dark."
"Well, what if I need them before that?"
"The little knob on the left of the steering wheel? Pull it out.""I call murder on that!"
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Quoth Juwl View PostOn the whole car headlights problem, when I inherited my dad's Impala when he bought a Prius, I could not for the life of me figure out where the head lights were, so I asked. "They automatically come on when it gets dark."
"Well, what if I need them before that?"
"The little knob on the left of the steering wheel? Pull it out."
The mention of OnStar reminded me of this You Tube video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ch1VlmzXMQThat is so full of suck Dyson doesn't know how they did it - shankyknitter
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Quoth Chained to the counter View PostThis happened yesterday, a man brought back a pack of lasange sheets, i opened them up and the sheets were completley black inside, i'm wondering what the hell he'd done to it when he says to me. "They didn't turn out like the picture on the packet, i want a refund" This genious thought the lasagne was a ready meal and he stuck the box into the microwave to cook it.
If this guy is so stupid, HOW THE HELL DID HE GET TO THE GROCEREY STORE??? How did he get his driver's lisence? Seriously, this one takes the cake. I bow down and worship his ignorance AND stupidity. Now, whenever I see someone in my store and I think they are the most stupid person I've ever worked with, I will think of this thread and KNOW they can get even more stupid.
Hopefully he hasn't procreated yet or else we truly are on the way of idiocracy, and if he hasn't, he's someone who the Darwin Awards should watch closely. Seriously, his own actions (by his own admission) he SHOULD have at least an honorable mention now.
Quoth bigjimaz View PostI was out for my evening walk a couple nights ago. I came across a woman who was sitting in her car crying like a baby, to the point that her whole face was wet from the tears. Being the nice guy* that I am I stopped to ask her if she was ok. Once she calmed down enough to form a sentence, she told me that she had just bought her car that morning and couldn't find the knob to turn on her headlights.
Wait, no, tell me she didn't so I'll have TWO people to think about now when I deal with the stupid customers at work.Quote Dalesys:
... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"
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Quoth draggar View PostI know I'm a little late here, but you mean this moronic fuctard bought EMPTY lasagna trays and thought they were a ready meal lasagna?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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