A knock on the door

[Rapscallion]

I answered the door the other day to find two middle-aged women.

"What kind of bread do you eat?" one asked.

"Well, bageuttes, the occasional white loaf, a few sesame seed buns," I replied.

At that, they lectured me for thirty minutes about how I should only eat brown bread. Bloody Hovis witnesses...

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

How punny

[edible_hat]

After a while I said "I'm Bergen-ing to see how this will help me lose weight."

(Bergen bread sponsor the Australian edition of The Biggest Loser)

[Slytovhand]

And Homer Simpson's response?

Do'ugh

[XCashier]

Well, we all had to make rye comments...

[Plaidman]

???? i dont get it

[rvdammit]

???? i dont get it

Hovis is a bread company in the UK

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hovis is a bread company in the UK

But can it rise to the occasion or does it just loaf around?

[edible_hat]

Of course Hovis Witnesses worship Bread Jesus. Who resurrected himself because he was made with self-raising flour.

[Sheldonrs]

But can it rise to the occasion or does it just loaf around?

DOUGH!!!