It's Friday night, and a guy stops by his favorite watering hole on the way home from work. Ordering his usual, he settles in at the bar to enjoy it when out of nowhere he hears, "Hey man, that's a stylin' haircut."
He looks around quickly, but sees no one nearby. Shaking his head, and looking at his beer wondering if he really should be drinking it, shrugs and takes another swig. He then hears, "Yo, smart lookin' tie."
Beginning to get a little freaked out, he looks around and once again sees no one near him to be saying it. Setting his beer down, he rubs his eyes and shakes his head a bit, when the voice speaks again. "Snappy suit, man."
True fear setting in, he quickly flags down the bartender. "I have no idea what's going on here. There's no one around me, but someone so far has said they like my haircut, my tie and my suit! What's going on!?"
The bartender chuckled. "Hey, don't worry. It's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."
He looks around quickly, but sees no one nearby. Shaking his head, and looking at his beer wondering if he really should be drinking it, shrugs and takes another swig. He then hears, "Yo, smart lookin' tie."
Beginning to get a little freaked out, he looks around and once again sees no one near him to be saying it. Setting his beer down, he rubs his eyes and shakes his head a bit, when the voice speaks again. "Snappy suit, man."
True fear setting in, he quickly flags down the bartender. "I have no idea what's going on here. There's no one around me, but someone so far has said they like my haircut, my tie and my suit! What's going on!?"
The bartender chuckled. "Hey, don't worry. It's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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